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Saturday, December 06, 2025

Weekend Onesie: Fleshlights And Fists

Weekend Onesie: 
Fleshlights And Fists

Ah, fleshlights?  (Did I mis-read?) What a clever invention. And since superheroes are frequently all about innovative devices, I guess it only makes sense that such a thing would be found in their arsenal.

And speaking of arse... 

That Ironman is one kinky dude!

But then we always suspected it, right? That beneath that iron-clad exterior there beat the heart of a true alpha male?

Well, it doesn't get more alpha than having a fist up your bum.

Never had the pleasure?  No? Well, it's not for everyone. Let's call it the road less traveled. 

Still, when someone as potent as Ironman suggests it? How can we refuse? 

But you do you, my dears. 

Fleshlights or fists? 

As you can see below... they both make for a kinky adventure!

Take a walk on the wild side.
Adventure out this weekend.
Put on your glad rags and have a ball.
- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Fleshlightning - Thomas Schleiter







































Kiss With A Fist - Florence + The Machine

Friday, December 05, 2025

Friday Fun: It's National Blue Jeans Day!

Friday Fun: 
It's National Blue Jeans Day!

Nothing looks better on a man than a nice tight-fitting pair of blue jeans.

And nothing looks better on the floor of my bedroom that those same jeans!

Yes, it's National Blue Jeans Day! So, let's celebrate it the Wonderland Burlesque way.

Button fly? Oh, he's my guy!

Zipped or unzipped? You know we prefer the latter.

Don your own pair and strut your stuff. Show the world who those jeans belong to!

It's your day, in a blue jean way. So have a bit of fun, hon.

And get you some, son!
 
No matter the cut...
They shape your butt.
Now strut your stuff!
- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Blue Jeans - Lana Del Rey


























Blue Jeans - Ladytron