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Friday, May 01, 2026

Friday Fun: It's Frequent Flyer Day!


Friday Fun: 
It's Frequent Flyer Day!


Welcome to the friendly skies. 

Thank you for flying with us today.

Restrooms are conveniently located at both ends of the lighted aisle.

Selfies encouraged.

Take note of the examples below.

These frequent flyers sure seem to know how to handle themselves midflight. 

Seems their activities might inspire a bit of handling on our own part.

Just be sure to clean up before leaving.

Courtesy in the skies? 

It matters.

Spread your tiny wings and fly.
Blow a mile high.
And fly the big blue sky.
- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Fly - Marshmello


























Fly - Lenny Kravitz, Quavo

Friday, January 30, 2026

Friday Fun: Yodel for Your Neighbors Day

Friday Fun: 
Yodel for Your Neighbors Day

Time to makes some noise, boys!

Okay, so maybe I'm grasping at straws here... (I am so grasping for straws!)

But 'yodel' could be 'codel' for you-know-what! 

 And I say, we, in this world, simply do not 'yodel' enough. 

Now, when I think of singing? Well, where does one sound better than in the shower? 

So, celebrate this day my way.

Do a little yodeling your fine self and let the hood know what's going down in your house!

Who knows?

You may just inspire them to do a bit yodeling themselves.

And then it's just a matter of time before you all be yodeling in three-four-five part harmony!

That's right. Get to it.
Do your part.
And make the world a little more harmonious!
- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

She Taught Me To Yodel - Frank Ifield


































































Blue Yodel (T For Texas) - Jimmie Rodgers