Friday Fun: Happy National Prostate Health Month!

Friday Fun: 

Happy National 

Prostate Health Month!

You know what's good for you...

So, do the right thing - schedule yourself a prostate exam soon.

Keeping things healthy means you can keep things fun!

Not that having a prostate exam can't  be fun. Why, just look at the methods undertaken by the health professionals below. Perhaps a bit extreme on occasion, but thorough nonetheless. 

It's all in the name of good health.

Feeling a little squeamish? Bring along a friend. Hell, I'm sure the good doc can take care of both of you at the same time.

So, go on... lay back, relax... 

And allow a latex-gloved professional take care of you!

Pleasure bringers...

Allow their fingers to linger.

Enjoy!

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Doctor, Doctor (Help Me Please) - A La Carte

Doctor! Doctor! - Thompson Twins

Tuesday Titillation: A Clean House!

Tuesday Titillation:

A Clean House!

Yes, it's that time of year, again, my dears.

For any gay... running a clean house should be of great importance.

If you run a clean house? You never have to close.

Now... this requires outside help, for, while we can do everyone ourselves, we can't do everything ourselves.

So, turn to the experts.

Go get tested and start the new year with a clean slate!

And do it all... get tested for everything, leaving no rock unturned. Better to know what's under there!

For there's nothing as sexy as saying "I just got tested for everything. We're good to go."

And if you do come up with a little problem? 

I must stress - due to the ignorance abundant on apps like Grindr - that doesn't make you 'unclean' - that terminology really needs to go the way of certain other unacceptable phrases - it simply means you have a new responsibility and a bit of work to do.

So be a good boy - be responsible and do your homework. Think of it as doing the community a service so you can continue to service the community!

Oh... and unlike a certain Casa du Borghese, here? 

Keep your hands off the help! 

(Well, at least until you get your test results.)

I love a clean house and a fresh new year!

There's nothing like getting dirty... 

...with something that's clean.

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Cleaning House - Peggy Scott-Adams

Come Clean - Hilary Duff