Tuesday Titillation: Street Hockey? Anyone?

Tuesday Titillation:

Street Hockey?

Anyone?

Yes, the heat is on.

And it's time for a little action in the street.

So strap on your roller blades, grab a stick and stick it to 'em good!

Let's play some street hockey!

New to the game?

Well, just take a gander below.

I'm sure these men would be happy to show you the ropes.

Word to the wise?

 Don't bend over when they drop the puck.

Unless... 

In a world as mad as this,

Isn't it good to find a man with a stick... 

Who still gives a puck?

Blades - Arlo Parks

Operation Blade (Bass In The Place) - Public Domain

Friday Fun: Happy National Pollinators Month!

Friday Fun:

Happy National Pollinators Month!

Oh, those busy, busy bees!

And those busy, busy boys!

Yes, June is National Pollinator's month.

So, get busy child.

Pollinate!

Be productive.

Make things happen.

Or... 

Let things happen to you!

For every bee, there is a bud!

Put it out there, where the world can see.

You can't get chosen...

If you don't open up to the possibilities!

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Open Up - Matt Simons

Open Up - Mack Keane & ESTA

Friday Fun: Happy National Anti-Boredom Month!

Friday Fun:

Happy National Anti-Boredom Month!

Celebrate! July is National Anti-Boredom Month!

Bored?

There's a cure for that.

Suck a dick!

No, really... hard to be bored when you're sucking a dick.

Or... take one for the team. Right up the old bum hole.

Yes, casual sex - a guaranteed cure what bores you.

Still not thrilling enough? Then spice it up. Try it somewhere new. Like outdoors. Or behind the dumpster at your local grocery store. 

Mix it up.  

I mean, if you're having sex and not having fun?

The problem is you, my love.

No problem here.

Just good fun.

Enjoy!

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Bored - Talia Mar

Bored - Tessa Violet