Tuesday Titillation: Gay Beards

Tuesday Titillation:

Gay Beards

Remember when being someone's gay 'beard' meant you were helping someone 'pass' as straight? You know, 'posing' as a hetero couple - to stay in the will or whatever?

Well, times have changed, honeys and now it seems if you have a beard you are indeed ready to 'pose'... for a naughty, naughty bad boy selfie!

Well, here are a whole group of gay beards, and I can't decide...

Is it the beard?

Or that special something else they appear to be offering up?

All I can say is... 

Get in line, beyotch. 

I, for one, will not be 'passing' any of these up.

It's all fun and games...

Until someone asks me to share.

Hands off, honey! That one's mine!

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Flash Pose - Pabllo Vittar ft. Charli XCX

Pose - Yo Gotti 

feat. Megan Thee Stallion, Lil Uzi Vert

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Tuesday Titillation: The Season For Beards

Tuesday Titillation:

The Season For Beards

If Alfred Hitchcock made a motion picture called The Beards, it would take place in January.

It's the perfect weather to have some facial or get a facial. 

Yes, there are a lot of us into that.

Personally? I view them as reins. As in... no, honey, pay attention to this nipple, not that one. One little tug and they comply.

No matter how you view them, do enjoy their splendor. Think of it as seasonal decoration to brighten the blight of midwinter.

I love the implied masculinity of them. I imagine they come from a place of strength and wisdom. Or, maybe I'm just making that shit up because they make me horny.

Anyhoo... take a gander at the ganders below with their full plumage. Birds of a feather. I tell you...

They could goose me but good!

Do whatever you need do...

To get through this season.

Grow your own plumage today!

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Birds Of A Feather - Billie Eilish

Birds Of A Feather - Lilith Max