Tuesday Titillation: Fit To Be Tied

Tuesday Titillation: 

Fit To Be Tied

Well, I'll be...

Fit to be tied!

With the state of the world, it's easy to get all jammed up.

But don't get all twisted... take time to focus on you.

Keep active. Keep fit.

You don't have to be a gym bunny to find yourself all tied up in knots.

But it helps!

Umm... 

Did I mention? 

The dynamic tension?

Don't sweat it.

Unless you like that sort of thing.

Enjoy!

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Fit To Be Tied - Ginny Simms w/ Kay Kyser

Fit To Be Tied - Jet Lag Gemini

Tuesday Titillation: Fall Into Team Training!

Tuesday Titillation:

Fall Into Team Training!

As our thoughts turn to autumn, it's time to focus on your indoor training!

Yes, we mustn't let our skill sets narrow once we find ourselves stuck indoors, my dears.

First, and foremost... it's a matter of team spirit. Yes! Learn to take one for the team and play well with others. These are both very important values to maintain and practice and can come in handy when in close quarters with others... like say, the locker room.

Then it's a matter of skill sets. Wrestling one on one? Spotting a dude as he pumps? Playing the field? Playing with balls? All gloved up and pounding it like a pro? Don't hold back. Show off your talent!

Now, there's a lot of ground to cover, so you best be vigilant if you wish to stay on top of your game.

Do? 

And there's sure to be loads of fun coming your way!

Rah, rah.

Sissy boom bah.

Cheers, my dears.

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Play Hard - David Guetta feat. Neyo, Akon

Work It Out - Beyoncé