Tuesday Titillation: Baby, You Can Drive My Car!

Tuesday Titillation:

Baby, You Can Drive My Car!

Sing along, now...

Asked a girl what she wanted to be
She said, "Baby, can't you see?
I wanna be famous, a star of the screen
But you can do something in between"

"Baby, you can drive my car
Yes, I'm gonna be a star
Baby, you can drive my car
And maybe I'll love you"

I told that girl that my prospects were good
And she said, "Baby, it's understood
Working for peanuts is all very fine
But I can show you a better time"

"Baby, you can drive my car
Yes, I'm gonna be a star
Baby, you can drive my car
And maybe I'll love you"

Beep-beep-mm-beep-beep, yeah!

I told that girl I could start right away
When she said, "Listen, babe, I got something to say
I got no car and it's breaking my heart
But I found a driver and that's a start"

"Baby, you can drive my car
Yes, I'm gonna be a star
Baby, you can drive my car
And maybe I'll love you"

Beep-beep-mm-beep-beep, yeah!

- Paul Mccartney / John Lennon
 

Roll down your window, darling.

Let me in.

I got the right stuff and it ain't no sin...

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

 

Drive My Car - Paul McCartney/ George Michael

Drive My Car - Sting / Ivy Levan

Tuesday Titillation: Routine Maintenance!

Tuesday Titillation:

Routine Maintenance!

Oh, it's that time of year.

Spring is here and isn't it time for you to 'get back on the road'?

But before you do, take my advice, my dears.

Take your 'vehicle' to someone who really knows your business!

Yes, friends... during these winter months things can get a bit rusty. Maybe you need a bit more lubricant in order to get all your pistons firing? Or maybe you need your fluids drained? Whatever the case may be...

Put yourself in the hands of someone you know and truly trust for a bit of 'routine maintenance' before 'taking it out on the open road'.

After all... nothing is better than a man who drives with confidence!

And for those of you who enjoy driving one of those foreign models?

Avoid surprises and check under the hood (wink, wink)!

Happy driving!

Then again, if you're anything like me...

There's nothing 'routine' about this 'maintenance'!

Now, shut up and drive!

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Shut Up And Drive - Rihanna

Shut Up And Drive - Chely Wright