Friday Fun:
Happy National Condom Month
Yes, February is National Condom Month.
And it only makes sense.
February is already one of the most romantic months, thanks to Valentine's Day.
And nothing says 'I love you.' more than wearing a condom.
They're sexy. And fun. And sort of a fetish all on their own!
So, get kinky and exercise that option; show that NSA, one-off bit of strange you picked up in the mens room at Taco Bell that you both love and respect the slut with low standards that they are by putting a raincoat on it!
That way you can save both of you that trip to The Red Door Clinic we both know you like to keep putting off for as long as possible.
Have a safe and fun February... laminate that dick of yours every time, son!
Trust me. You'll sleep better.
Ain't there enough in the world to be anxious about?
Don't let the threat of STDs ruin your good time.
Wanna get lucky?
Put a rubber on it, ducky.
And enjoy!
- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
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