Friday Fun:
It's National Heat Awareness Day!
Of course we are talking about the heat of the sun warming our body.
Or? Are we talking about the heat... the heat between me and you?
Oh, yes, child. It's summer and we have all sorts of deliciously nasty thoughts running through our heads every time we see a jogger in tiny shorts with no shirt on or a man slinging up what the good lord gave him in a speedo at the local swimming hole.
That's the kind of heat we want to make ourselves aware of, in the most delectable means possible.
But! Safety first. When you approach that man of the moment, make sure your ship is ship-shape. And by that, I mean... when was the last time you got checked for STI's?
Been awhile? Then make haste... and get ye to thy doc, my love. Have that frank conversation and get those tests done. It's the only way to keep your oars in the water!
End up with a bit of a problem? It's a snap to get it taken care of. Though you may want to take a look at the men in your life... and inform them, dear one. For they've been exposed and need to get checked, too. Doing the right thing may be a bit of an embarrassment in the moment, but it's your duty to your community!
In the clear? Well, then my dear... the line forms at the rear.
That's right. Have a good time. Your kind of good time. But keep the risks to a minimum (no PNP for me!) and remain true to your values.
However you choose to do it, remain aware! And just remember...
The heat you conduct today may remain with you tomorrow in a way you'd rather it not.
Yes, that's right...
Get tested regularly!
Everything in life requires maintenance.
So, do your part...
And enjoy generating some heat!
- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
Heat - Tove Lo & SG Lewis
Heat - Kelly Clarkson
