Friday Fun:
Happy National Zipper Day!
What a lovely sound.
A sound unlike any other and one that gets my heart racing every time.
Yes, the sound of a zipper going down brings with it such excitement and much anticipation.
It's a bit like a debutante cascading down a staircase, making her entrance to the ball.
Today, we celebrate National Zipper Day, a day to marvel at that feat of metallic engineering - not the keeper of the gate, but the gate itself!
And therefore, I say... unzip!
Yes, rock out with your cock out.
But do be careful... don't zip up too quickly.
I did that once. Ruined my life for an entire month!
Yes, rock out with your cock out.
But do be careful... don't zip up too quickly.
I did that once. Ruined my life for an entire month!
Trust me...
No one wants to play with Frankenweenie!
However you wish to celebrate, my dears, do so with style.
Let it zing. Let it loose. Let it fly.
And share your full glory with someone you 'love.'
- uponking from Wonderland Burlesque
Unzip Me - Cazwell and Peaches
Show Me - The Cover Girls
