Tuesday Titillation: Smooth As A Baby!

Tuesday Titillation:

Smooth As A Baby!

Who loves you, baby?

Since the days of Yul Brynner and Telly Savalas, hot bald men have dominated many a fantasy.

Well, why not make those fantasy reality? 

All it takes is a bit of cruising with a single purpose. 

In need of a bit of inspiration?

Take a gander at the fine selection below.

Yes, you, too, can enjoy the smooth sexiness of a chrome dome. Just imagine running your hands over it.

You can rub it for luck...

Or?

Just rub it!

However you wish to indulge.

Variety is the key to life.

So spice it up, babies!

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Rub You The Right Way - Johnny Gill

Rub It In - Billy 'Crash' Cradock

Weekend Onesie: Hair's The Thang... Part One

Weekend Onesie:

Hair's The Thang... 

Part One

For those of us who are follically-challenged there's hope!

Yes, you too, can place something foreign to nature upon your head and look like a barber's given you a comb-over!

It's all about wigs, wigs, wigs. Men's wigs, in particular.

After all, you don't have to be a contestant on RuPaul's Drag Race to don one.

Create your own reality show... hell, create your own reality - by putting on one of these bad boys. 

So many to choose from and if you wait long enough, it appears the price will go down.

Why not give your mirror the burst of self-esteem it craves?

Buy yourself a wig - a stretchy one preferred.

For surely you'll have a swelled head from all the 'come-hither' stares of those you pass on the street.

To each their own.

It's nice to know there are so many options.

Me? I'll stick with what nature didn't give me.

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

WIG - Todrick Hall

Wig - The B-52's

Tuesday Titillation: Chrome Domes

Tuesday Titillation:

Chrome Domes

Gentlemen! Welcome to the Chrome Dome!

Two men walk in...

Two men engage...

Two men walk out totally satisfied!

At least that's how it works in my world. 

As a member of the club, I can attest to the surprising lure and attraction toward the follically challenged. Why, there are some of you boys that just can't get enough!

Whenever I'm approached in such a manner?

I just look 'em square and the eye and say...

"Go ahead. Rub it for luck!"

Who loves you, baby?

Indulge your fetish.

It'll feel so good!

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Who Loves Ya Baby? - Telly Savalas

Who Loves You - Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons