Weekend Onesie:
Hair's The Thang...
Part One
For those of us who are follically-challenged there's hope!
Yes, you too, can place something foreign to nature upon your head and look like a barber's given you a comb-over!
It's all about wigs, wigs, wigs. Men's wigs, in particular.
After all, you don't have to be a contestant on RuPaul's Drag Race to don one.
Create your own reality show... hell, create your own reality - by putting on one of these bad boys.
So many to choose from and if you wait long enough, it appears the price will go down.
Why not give your mirror the burst of self-esteem it craves?
Buy yourself a wig - a stretchy one preferred.
For surely you'll have a swelled head from all the 'come-hither' stares of those you pass on the street.
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