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Friday, September 24, 2021

Friday Fun: Celebrate National Security Officer Appreciation Week

Friday Fun: 
Celebrate National Security Officer 
Appreciation Week

There is something about a man in uniform. 

Who doesn't appreciate a little security?

I know they are not the po po, but good enough.

They got that beat down stick attached, right? 

But do they know when and how to use it?

What's that?

You've had your eye on me?

You want to take me into your little back room?

And what we gonna do there? 

Now... you can frisk me all you like, Sir...

But I think you had best ask permission before conducting a body cavity search.

I tell you...

It's the snap of those rubber gloves. 

Get's me every time. 

Oh, yes... I am oh-so guilty.

Detain me!

Detain me.

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What? Another weekend?
Already? Yes! Enjoy!
We've earned it. We deserve it.
- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

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