Tuesday Titillation:
It's Hockey Season!
Part V
Hockey!
All that action on the ice!
All that action in the locker room.
The thrill of it all.
The excitement which ignites within a tightknit team of players going head to head in front of an enthusiastic crowd can produce some pretty heady emotions.
And... some pretty heavy scents!
Animal magnetism combined with athleticism and man sweat sure can get a fella carried away.
Why, before you know it, you're huffing your buddies nut cup like it was bottle of poppers.
Only this? This is way better than poppers!
For once that scent gets in your nostrils, it stays, good and long, whipping up a compulsion to act on your own animal instincts.
Or maybe that should be 'in-stinks'!
Ah, if they bottled it, they would make a fortune.
Hey, whatever gets your puck sailing across the ice.
But be careful out there!
It's a fact: 25-34% of all hockey injuries are lower extremity injuries.
So, give a puck! Handle that big stick with care!
The roar of the crowd...
The sweat of the athletes...
The smell of the locker room!
- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
The Sound Of The Crowd - Human League
The Roar Of The Crowd - Grand Prix
