Wonderland Burlesque's Once Upon A Wish Quiz

Wonderland Burlesque's 

Once Upon A Wish Quiz

Ever wish upon a star?

What did you wish for?

That's what we're going to explore today... those things you, in your heart of hearts, long to see and experience, just once!

You can make it as simple as you like... merely list your items, or explain your choices, if you wish.

Now. This is not a bucket list. Because you can wish for whatever you like. 

Sometimes these things are very tangible, as in - they do exist or once existed. Or they can be things/places/people you wish existed.

Yes, today? "A wish is a dream your heart makes..."

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1/ A movie or television episode you wish you could see just once...

I have one of each. 

I would love to see the complete, uncut, original Orson Welles rough cut of The Magnificent Ambersons. I am almost certain that, had it been released without studio interference, Agnes Moorehead would have won that Oscar. 

Welles was a masterful storyteller, and the story of The Magnificent Ambersons had so much going for it. I imagine that Welles alternative ending was far more suitable to the story than that of the released movie version or book. 

The other one... well! It too, exists. 

It's the unaired episode of Sky Art's British biographical comedy/drama television series Urban Myths, titled Elizabeth, Michael, and Marlon, which depicts a road trip that allegedly took place after the 9/11 attacks. Because all flights were grounded, Michael Jackson, Elizabeth Taylor and Marlon Brando, in part, fearing for their lives, flee New York City for Los Angeles in a car.

Imagine: Joseph Fiennes as Michael Jackson, Brian Cox as Marlon Brando, Stockard Channing as Elizabeth Taylor, and Carrie Fisher playing herself.

I so want this to have actually happened and I so want to see this episode. I realize the controversy surrounding the casting of Ralph Fiennes as Michael Jackson is a valid one - white actors playing black characters is a no-go. 

However, the idea of Stockard Channing playing circa 2001 Elizabeth Taylor has me salivating. Plus, putting these three personalities in a single car together and sending them cross country? 

Genius. And pure madness.

2/ An album or song you wish you could hear just once...

Only Forever by Anita Baker (2012)

Togetherland by Seal (1999-2001)

Trojan Souls by George Michael (1993)

The Gouster by David Bowie (1974)

All unreleased. All lost to time or sitting in a vault somewhere. 

 

3/ A book you wish you could read just once...

Naked On My Goat by actress Louise Brooks.

 

An autobiographical novel. After working on it for years, in a state of madness, she threw it into an incinerator.

4/ Something you dream of eating, drinking, or tasting just once...

So, this one is simple and very doable. But will I ever? 

I should like a chilled glass of Roederer Cristal Rose, 2009. Here's a description I found:

"The rarest Champagne produced by Louis Roederer. Salmon pink with an elegant bouquet and flavors of cherries and red berries that mingle with aromas of lightly toasted nuts and a trace of orange zest. A truly harmonious Rose, delicate, but powerful and enduring."

Or, for that matter, I would settle for regular Cristal. The problem? The price points. I'm the sort that can't see the sense of it. 

I dislike champagne. Loathe it's treacly sweetness. But, for some reason, there exists this idea that if you're spending $300-$500 on a bottle of something - it will be unlike any you've experienced before. That's true of roller blades and bicycles. Is it true of champagne? 

I would kick myself for the rest of my life if I was so foolish as to purchase a bottle of the stuff only to find out that it's just as vile as every other champagne I've tasted. I'd rather donate the money to The Humane Society.

Still... because this is the only thing Mariah Carey drinks (reportedly) I remain intrigued. 

I mean, she's an absolute beacon of good taste, yes? 

(Cheshire Cat grin appears.) 

5/ Some activity you wish you could experience just once...

Sexual ones? A ton. But their/my time has passed and I would feel foolish (and a bit of a bore) listing them. 

And I think about performing somewhere or appearing in a specific play - but how egotistical and what a waste of time and energy that would be. Like anybody wants to see that?

Skydiving? I'd want to do it only once and all by myself. Who would be negligent enough to let me?

Oh... I have it.

I want to attend Melissa Manchester's course on songwriting at USC Thornton School of Music. She fascinates me, as does her songwriting, which I have always found to be unlike anyone else's. 

To understand why, you really have to go back to her roots. Those early albums on Bell Records reveal an artist who, upon finding initial success, was never again planted in an appropriate garden. Her songwriting was her super power, and had she been allowed to grow mature in a nurturing environment? Who knows what further wonders she would have revealed. 

As is? There are tons of hints and loads of great songs to enjoy. So I am grateful. And impressed.

I would simply love the opportunity to hear her talk about her craft and learn more about her process. Those students at USC Thorton? 

Damn lucky.

6/ Some event you wish you could attend just once...

The birth of Christianity. So I could put an end to it right then and there!

No. 

George Michael's Symphonica Tour (2011-12).  Or any solo performance. I would have loved to have experienced his music in a live setting. Of course, I would be in the nosebleed section, but then... his magic would have filled the arena, so it wouldn't matter. 

7/ A building or landmark you would like to visit just once...

Stephen Sondheim's dungeon. 

The backroom of a really active, really gritty gay bar in New York City or San Francisco. 

Lynwood Hall - Philadelphia, PA - I adore abandoned buildings, with all their secrets and history. I have a long list of abandoned houses that I would love to walk through. Something about their decay intrigues me. Also, frequently? MURDER was afoot!

8/ A city or a country you would like to visit just once...

There are so many that I absolutely plan on seeing - and I will make those happen. 

But there is one place I will never go and would love to... Moscow. 

Russia terrifies me. In fact, all those countries where corruption is king are places I won't be visiting. I'm not sure why such places have not evolved, but then, I look at the United States' current affairs and ask the same question. 

It's the thought of becoming trapped somewhere, with no freedom and no power. It leaves me cold. 

Come to think of it... Mississippi gives me that same feeling.

9/ Someone you could talk to for a half hour just once...

Oh, I was trying to think of someone else, but... nope. 

I just have to go with what I know in my heart.

Janis Ian. 

She fascinates me. Her talent. Her gifts. 

Plus she's on the other side of things now and, I do believe, is much more grounded than ever before. There's a kindness there. A sense of humor. And a bit of humility. 

10/ Someone you could kiss just once...

Sandra Bernhardt. I know that woman knows how to kiss. Plus, she would make it really fun.

Lil' Nas X is my second choice. He's too young, but... I could teach him a thing or two. 

John Amos, Marvin Gaye and Idris Elba. And our own Sixpence... 'cuz - I gotta feelin'.

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That's it. Short and sweet.

Now? It's your turn.

Leave your answers in the comments section, or post on your blog and leave a link here. 

I hope you had a lovely time wishing. 

Thanks for being here.

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TMI Questions: Are You an Athlete or an Athletic Supporter? – Classic Edition

In keeping with last week’s TMI post regarding The Super Bowl, I thought it apropos to tackle this classic TMI Question selection concerning one’s personal experience with sports.. 

If you read last week’s TMI post, you know that I’ve already defined my objections when it comes to professional sports.  And, I agree with blogger and frequent commentator whkattk when he asserts that college and high school sports are guilty of the same sins as professional sports.

Now, that might lead you to believe that I am one of those pale nancies that never donned jock and uniform in the name of competition.  Well, true – I was quite the pale nancy – but I got out there and sweated with my classmates in the vain hope that I might actually be good enough to compete (alas, I was not). 

Truth is, I am more athletically inclined on this side of life, than I ever was back in the day.  Yes, I simply didn’t get it.  But then, the mindset of organized team sports ran contrary to my rather innate need to play lone wolf. 

In a way, they still do. 

So, my distaste stems from, not so much bitter grapes or a lack of talent, but more from my need to remain apart from the pack.  

I did try.  Up to a point.  But I was somewhat, even in my deluded adolescent state, pragmatic about the whole thing.   The writing was on the wall.  When it came to organized sports?  I sucked. I accepted that and moved on to other things. 

I have come to see my inability to comprehend spatial relationships along with the workings of geometry and gravity as my downfall.  In a way, sports are like learning to play the piano… you have to teach a student in a language and means they can relate to. 

Sadly, back in the day, nobody could relate to me… for nobody spoke my language. 

But no worries… I love working out now. 

And, no… that hasn’t changed my attitude toward team sports. 

Trust me; I won’t be joining that gay softball team any time soon.

TMI QUESTIONS:

Questions designed to reveal Too Much Information

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TMI Questions: Are You an Athlete or an Athletic Supporter? – Classic Edition

Do you workout? For what reason?

Yes.  Have on and off since the mid-80’s.  Currently going on five and a half years of steady 4-6 days a week of workouts.   I love it.

Reasons I work out:

To remain attractive.

To build my self-esteem.

Stress reduction.

To remain healthy.

To reduce the effects of aging and gravity.

To challenge myself.

To learn new things.

To achieve balance in my life.

To hang around the locker rooms.

Any and all off these play a part in why I get my ass to the gym on a regular basis.

I love it.

What sports have you played? Any currently?

Softball, basketball, and track.

None currently – unless Zumba, Spin, and Step count.  Also considering taking up kick boxing again – but I may just be in an overly optimistic mood.

Group activities?  They still grate on my nerves.

Were you on any school teams?

Basketball and track.

I sucked at both. 

Basketball?  I played a total of twenty minutes my last season.  I made a basket.  Two points, I think.  I also got fouled, but missed both free throws (chump).  In the end?  I simply hated it.

Track; I ran the two-mile and actually enjoyed it, sort of.  I liked the loneliness of practice.  I stuck it out until I earned my letter for my letterman’s jacket – a big deal back then.  I mean, if you didn’t letter in a sport back then there was something ‘wrong’ with you.  So I stuck it out, just check that off my list of ‘must do’ things.

I really got into running as an adult, and wish I had the same focus and appreciation back in high school.  But I was not in touch with reality much back then. 

Stupid kid.

Do you have any major sports achievements?

No.  I sucked at sports.  Didn’t like team activities, found practice boring, failed to appreciate what it meant to compete, and lacked drive and initiative.

I did make it to regionals one year in track, running the two-mile.   I came in last place. 

Sigh.

Stupid kid.

Are there any sports you like to watch? Why?

Ugh.  Absolutely none.  Not even –gasp – figure skating.  It all makes my eyes roll to the back of my head, and not in that ‘getting close to orgasm’ kind of way. 

I would rather do than watch.  And I have better things to do with my time.

I love working out.  Because I am the boss of me, except when taking a class.  Or on Sunday mornings when I am with my boyfriend at the gym; then he is in charge. He acts as my trainer and I do what he says. I learn a lot in the process and it’s a great couple activity.  Plus, typically, we are alone at the gym… so lots of grab ass and stolen kisses come into play.    

Of course we have to be careful.

Once, we were at a gym on a different campus, where we thought we were alone.  The boyfriend decided to jack my sweats down to my ankles as I was lifting.  Which would have been fun and funny… except at that moment another dude came around the corner and saw the whole thing. 

Which would have been okay, except… I wasn’t wearing a jock.

Stupid kid.

Which sport has the best uniforms?

Naked Greco Wrestling.

No, but seriously, wrestling, hands down.  Love me a singlet.  If my legs weren’t the fucking embarrassments they are, I would wear one in public.  I think they are so hot. 

Hmmm… boyfriend would look good in one.  He has incredible legs and shoulders that make me salivate.  Along with all the rest he’s got going for him?  He’d look hella hot in a singlet.

And Valentine’s Day is coming up.

Hmmm….

Do you have a sports-themed sexual fantasy?

I do now!

(See above.)

Oh, but then there is also the whole ‘gangbang in the showers’ thing.  Pretty common, I guess.  That and the whole coach as fuck bud thing. I guess my fantasies have a lot more to do with the locker room than the playing field.  But there are jockstraps involved, so I think that qualifies them as sports-themed.

Who is your athletic crush?

That would be my boyfriend.  Watching him work out?  He makes my eyes pop.

Among other things…

Bonus

Jocks - function or fetish?

Both.

I have been moving away from wearing them when lifting weights, though I insist on wearing them when doing Zumba or Step or running outdoors.  I don’t need my junk bouncing out there. 

Spin class?  No.  Don’t wear one… as the seat is restrictive enough as it is.  Twenty minutes into class and my junk is tingling and not in a good way.  Those damn seats cut off the blood supply to my stuff.  Not sure if a jock would help in that situation.

As fetish / sexual stimuli… OMG!

There is nothing hotter than a dude in a jock.  I love the texture of the pouch.  And the way the straps improve the look of almost anybody’s ass. 

I like my jockstraps to fall on the traditional side of things… such as a classic Bike jock.  They can be colored, but the materials and design should be that of the classic Bike. 

It all goes back to my days as a football manager; something I have blogged about extensively on here.  Things like that get etched into your psyche and remain a great source for sexual stimuli later in life.  Those experiences also help explain my obsession with locker rooms. 

And singlets.

Hmmm….

It’s got me thinking.