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Saturday, November 02, 2024

Weekend Onesie: Hold Your Nose And Vote Blue!

 
Weekend Onesie
Hold Your Nose And Vote Blue!

Tuesday is election day. 

Get out there and do you duty... vote!

And if you have any sense at all... you'll vote blue.

Yes, it's come down to the basics. Seems we're a color-coded society now - red and blue. 

The thing is... no issue is truly black and white. 

So, if you are thinking about skipping out this year because of this issue or that issue... think again, my friend. 

A non-vote is a vote... for the other side. 

If we learned anything from that time Hillary Clinton ran for the presidency, it's that every vote counts and numbers truly matter. Had some of you not opted out of that election, we might be living in an entirely different USA today. 

I get it. The world is messed up. This country? Messed up. Capitalism? Messed up. Our political system? Messed up.

But if you take a look at the two candidates - there is one that will make less of a mess out of our country than the other. There is one, in fact, who plans on doing this country even greater harm.

For those of you who think you are taking a stand by not voting? You are. For the other side. Again... a non-vote, or to throw away your vote on some third part candidate? That's a vote for the other side.

And just what do I mean when I say... the other side?

Folks, the situation is critical. Personally, I do not want to live under a dictatorship - especially when that dictator promises to be a total dick. Those are four years I do not want to live through again. So many lies. So much information. So much hate.

If you want to turn back the clock to 1952, where only straight white men get what they want? Then by all means, stay home. 

But if you have lick of common sense... hold your nose, if you have to... but go to the polls and cast a damn vote.

If you value your freedom. If you want your voice to ever be heard. If there are changes you would like to see be made? 

Then vote blue, my dear - it truly is the only way to preserve democracy and make a pathway for change. 

Don't sit on the sidelines. Don't claim not to care. 

You can't, we can't, the world can't afford not to care.

So do your duty.

Vote!

Hoping it all turns out well.
To be honest?
I can't even begin to contemplate the alternative.
- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Vote Or Die - South Park

Saturday, March 12, 2022

Weekend Onesie: Ship This!

Weekend Onesie: Ship This!

The supply chain issue.

The supply chain issue.

Prices going up because of the supply chain issue.

And so I believed it to be true.

But wait!

A report out two weeks ago? The industry responsible for all those shipping containers sitting in the harbor or on the docks of various ports for an extended period of time?

Well, guess who reported a record breaking profit of $190 BILLION? That's something like three times more than what they were reporting pre-pandemic.

Yep. You got it.  

So the next time they try to tell you that all this inflation is Biden's fault or the fault of the Democratic party, or because taxes are too high... set those asswipes straight. 

Good old-fashioned greed is at the root of many of this country's financial woes. And it's the likes of the Koch Brothers (who love to funnel money to elect the stupidest conservative candidates possible) behind this scam, making billions in profit while Americans cry uncle.

Taking advantage of crappy situations - capitalism at it's finest.  

Now hand me the Crisco. 

I think we've let that man in the picture wait long enough....

And still? With all that's going on?
I am relatively happy. And very grateful for every single day.
Take care. Stay safe. Stay healthy. Stay smart.
- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

I Can't Think About Dancin' - Missing Persons

Tuesday, November 16, 2021

Wonderland Burlesque's Do I Still Like That? Quiz, Part 3

Wonderland Burlesque's
Do I Still Like That? Quiz, Part 3

As Jerry Seinfeld once said...

"We know the routine: The person does something wrong. The person's humiliated. They're exiled. They suffer, we want them to suffer. We love the tumble, we love the crash and bang of the fall. And then we love the crawl-back. The grovel. Are you going to grovel? How long are you going to grovel? We, the court of public opinion, decided if he's going to come back, he'd better show a lot of pain. Because he denied (the public) that."  

Yet another rogues gallery, today. November: A Month of Shame.

Celebrities do awful things. They are human beings, after all, and even though we put them on a pedestal, pay them way too much money, buy their artistic offerings, hold them in high esteem and to higher standards, sometimes... they fuck up. They disappoint (at best) or (at worst) anger us - and down from their lofty perch they tumble.

Sometimes. More often than not? The Show Biz community has their backs, no matter what.

Yes, there is that moment or two where everyone looks at their feet, shaking their heads with dismay, but a few news cycles go by and... the redemption period begins.

Let's take another look at celebrity Humpty Dumpty's who've experienced a big fall, or have royally pissed us off.

The big question being: was what they did so egregious that we find ourselves no longer capable of enjoying their past work? Where do YOU draw the line? Can they be redeemed?

You, tell me.

Jenny McCarthy

The Beef

Having written three books on the subject after her son was diagnosed with the syndrome, "by dint of sheer energy and celebrity, McCarthy became the nation's most prominent purveyor of anti-vaxxer ideology", and has reiterated that she is not against vaccines.

McCarthy's claims that vaccines cause autism are not supported by any medical evidence, and the original paper by Andrew Wakefield that formed the basis for the claims (and for whose book McCarthy wrote a foreword) was based on manipulated data and fraudulent research. USA Today reported that McCarthy had "taken a beating on Twitter". 

In a 2015 Medscape article about celebrities who "speak out about illness," Jeffrey A. Lieberman criticized McCarthy and her views on vaccines, thimerosal, and autism. He said: "She has no idea what she is talking about. What she said is misleading and harmful, and the measles outbreak is a clear indication of the response to the spread of such pseudoscientific myths."


As an actress, she's a total clown - in a Lucille Ball manner (if Lucy did disgusting things.) That she's on that ridiculous Masked Singer (and it's a hit!) rather amazes me, but something tells me part of the deal is she shuts up about the vaccine thing. I have little doubt that her early work as an anti-vaxxer is the reason we're having issues with people refusing to get vaccinated for Covid-19.  Her relationship with Wahlberg has helped her standing, somewhat, and I will have to hand it to her: she took a career that was in tatters and, due to her powerful charisma and physical attributes, has managed to cut out a successful niche for herself. 

Can they be redeemed?

I think she may very well have been. Not in my eyes, but a good deal of the country seems to have no problem tuning into see her week after week. I've watched the show and she's definitely the dominant personality on the panel. So, good for her. But she still has a lot to answer for. History will not remember her kindly. 

Michael Richards

The Beef
During a performance on November 17, 2006, at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood, California, Richards launched into a racist rant in response to reported heckling and interruptions from a small group of black audience members. Richards was recorded shouting "He's a nigger!" several times and making references to lynching and the Jim Crow era.  

Three days after the incident, Richards made a public apology via satellite on the Late Show with David Letterman, saying: "For me to be at a comedy club and to flip out and say this crap, I'm deeply, deeply sorry. I'm not a racist, that's what's so insane about this." Many studio audience members laughed as Richards began his unscripted explanation and apology, leading show guest Jerry Seinfeld to reprimand them, saying, "Stop laughing. It's not funny." 
 

Why in the world would you ever 'go there?' I can understand that he was upset about them arriving late. I can understand his irritation. But where does race play into this? And if that is your go-to? Then, yes... you are a racist.  And when I declare that, it's not 'wokism,' it's merely connecting the dots. 

When people tell you who they are? Believe them.

Can they be redeemed?

Fuck no. He's done. Racism is toxic and this dude is poison. You're right, Jerry... It's not funny, and I have no idea why you would stoop to try to help this mofo out. 

Jon Lovitz


The Beef
On July 10, 2007, Lovitz got into a physical altercation with Dick at the Laugh Factory in Los Angeles. Lovitz demanded an apology from Dick, who refused and accused Lovitz of blaming him for Hartman's death. Lovitz then smashed Dick's head into the bar.

Politically, Lovitz is a member of the Democratic Party. However, he was an outspoken critic of former President Barack Obama. He called Obama a 'fucking asshole' and criticized him for claiming the rich did not pay their share of taxes. Lovitz saw this as an attack on the American Dream, opining 'He had nothing … and the guy ends up being at Harvard. He’s the president of the United States. And now he’s like, fuck me and everyone who made it like me.'


In June 2021, Lovitz criticized cancel culture and compared it to McCarthyism.

Can they be redeemed?

Speaking of mofos; fuck Jon Lovitz and everybody like him. Selfish, greedy, myopic. Me, me, me. 

Thing is? I adore his schtick. To this day, I want him to play The Penguin in a Batman movie. But in terms of humanity? He's a total dick and I would only go see his stand-up if they paid me to spit on him. And he still gets work; they keep hiring him anyway. For that reason: I don't watch The Simpsons. I don't watch The Critic. I try to avoid anything he's ever been associated with (save SNL, because, as you'll see.. they have produced a long line of a-holes - which isn't their fault. They all became assholes after they were no longer on the show.)

And his treatment of Andy Dick (a bit of an asshole in his own right), is just bully bullshit. Fuck him.

Victoria Jackson

The Beef

A self-described conservative Christian, Jackson has supported the Tea Party movement through appearances at events as well as her website, which was affiliated with the Liberty Alliance.

Beginning in 2008, Jackson stated that she believed Barack Obama to be a communist. In 2015, she claimed that Obama was an "Islamic jihadist" and a member of the Muslim Brotherhood, with members of the organization in his cabinet, and that Obama's support for legal abortion and same-sex marriage showed he was not a Christian.

In 2011, Jackson criticized the TV show Glee for showing a kiss between two male actors, citing the Bible to justify her criticism. When accused of homophobia, Jackson countered that the label was merely a "cute liberal buzzword" and suggested that Glee be replaced with a show promoting celibacy.

OMG. What a nightmare this woman turned out to be. I adored her on SNL. She played the perfect 1940's gun moll in every vintage sketch. She was whacky and cute. The theatre nerd nobody wanted to fuck but every laughed with and at. What happened?  I don't care. She's become a nut job.

Can they be redeemed?

No. She's said so many hateful things. Fuck her and her 'god.'

Dennis Miller


The Beef

Although in his early years of fame he was perceived to be a staunch liberal and an outspoken critic of Republicans, in recent years, Miller has become known for his neoconservative political opinions.

He was a regular political commentator on Fox News's The O'Reilly Factor in a segment called 'Miller Time,' and previously appeared on the network's Hannity & Colmes in a segment called 'Real Free Speech.'

Miller's ideology changed significantly in the years following the September 11, 2001, attacks. His convictions led him to become one of the few Hollywood celebrities backing George W. Bush and the war in Iraq. While not at all shy about expressing his conservative views on topics such as taxes and foreign policy, Miller is quick to point out that he is still quite liberal on many social issues, including abortion and gay marriage. 

He has advocated profiling at airports and oil-drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. Miller became a strong supporter of Donald Trump in the 2016 U.S. general election.

I admired him a lot. He was quick, witty, urbane, and smart as a whip. I loved his word play and his esoteric references. He was the best thing to happen to SNL's Weekend update.

But he's now a philosophical train wreck. I get the shift. 9/11 screwed with a lot of people's heads. We, as a nation, were not used to being attacked - not on our own turf. He's still socially progressive, which is a good thing. But all the rest? 

I don't know what happens to a person, when the are unable to forgive and move on. I don' know why people get stuck, fixated.  What they don't realize is... nobody can fix that except them. And while their rage may be justified, it cannot be sustained, for it is not healthy. At some point we must let go of our bitterness. Maybe we don't forgive. Maybe we don't forget. But we mute it to the point where it is not in control of our life. I think of all the joy he's missing out on. But, he's made his choice. 

Can they be redeemed?

The orange ogre stuff? No way. He would have to eat a lot of shit for me to forgive that.

But... I do miss him. I think he's an intellectual giant and this world could use his might... when I think of the battle regarding vaccines, when I think of the battle regarding critical race theory? His voice of reason would be something I would take great comfort in hearing.

I think he's gone over to the other side permanently. Fox News is buttering his bread these days and this guy goes where the money is. Don't expect a sudden conversion or change of heart. 

So, yes, he could be. No, he will not be. 
 
Drake

The Beef

According to Flare magazine in 2010, when Drake was 23, he pulled a fan onstage and started kissing and touching her, later finding out she was 17. Instead of reacting like a normal adult would, and saying something along the lines of  "Ew, gross, I’m so sorry," he said, "I can’t go to jail yet, man!" and "Why do you look like that? You thick. Look at all this." He also said, "I don’t know if I should feel guilty or not, but I had fun. I like the way your breasts feel against my chest." And, again... why say that?

The allegations of inappropriate interactions between the Canadian-born rapper and various underage girls has been an issue for years. The larger list of girls (some now women) includes some well-known names like Billie Eilish and Jorja Smith. However, three in particular seemingly come with the most red flags: Millie Bobby Brown, Bella Harris, and the unnamed girl at a concert in 2010.

Additionally, last year, according to Celebitchy he was rumored to be dating freshly-turned-18 model Bella Harris, whom he had known and hung out with since she was 16. He also met model Hailey Bieber (then Baldwin) when she was 14 and started dating her when she was 19 and he was 29.

According to The Independent, last year, then-14-year-old actress Millie Bobby Brown revealed in an interview with Access Hollywood that she met Drake backstage at one of his concerts in Australia, and said they text each other 'I miss you so much,' 'I miss you more' and that he gives her advice about boys.


It seemed like the textbook definition of grooming: a technique to befriend a child or teen and gain their trust, to prey on them for various reasons. Many of the young and underage women (Eilish, Brown, etc.) that people have accused Drake of grooming have all said he is the nicest guy and is a mentor-like figure giving advice. To quote Clarkisha Kent in her 2019 WearYourVoice Magazine essay, “But Drake should not be ‘mentoring’ anyone or even leading this conversation based on what we know about his pattern of behavior.”

This is a case that remains to be seen. It's a story that's not fully vetted and, so far, nobody's pointing fingers. That said, as one commentator put it: do we have to wait for the sordid documentary before something is done?

Can they be redeemed?

Technically, he's not tarnished, but if the twitter-verse continues to boil up, expect this thing become more of a thing.

The creep factor? Definitely, potentially there.

Louis CK

The Beef

In 2015, rumors about C.K.'s behavior towards women in his professional life began to appear on various websites, starting with comedian Roseanne Barr (!), who told The Daily Beast in an interview that she had heard stories of C.K., "locking the door and masturbating in front of women comics and writers." In a September 2017 Vanity Fair interview, comedian Tig Notaro announced that she was cutting ties with C.K., a one-time collaborator and producer on her show One Mississippi, saying that he should address the rumors of sexual impropriety, and alluding to an unspecified 'incident' between herself and C.K. November 10, 2017, the Times published allegations of sexual misconduct from five women against C.K.

He copped to it. He owned it. And it ruined him anyway, as well it should have. The Boyfriend and I stopped having anything to do with him after Tig Notaro spoke out - that woman? You do not mess with. And it was a damned shame, as One Mississippi was an awesome show (co-starring her real life girlfriend.)

Can they be redeemed?

The creep factor is always gonna haunt, Mr. C.K.

However, he's well on his way of making a comeback - his comedy special did very well, as did his national tour. 

For me? It's a no. I can't find anyone who indulged in that type of behavior even remotely funny. 

LeAnn Rimes


The Beef

Amid the legal battles (with her father, her manager and label), Rimes fell in love with backup dancer Dean Sheremet. After her first date with Sheremet, Rimes told InStyle Magazine: "This is the guy I want to marry." The couple married the next year, in 2002. In July 2009, the couple separated and in September 2009, Rimes announced their plans to divorce. The divorce was finalized on June 19, 2010. 

Rimes's marriage to Sheremet ended due to her extramarital affair with actor Eddie Cibrian, whom she worked with him on Northern Lights (a Lifetime made-for-TV film). Brandi Glanville, Cibrian's wife at the time and the mother of his two sons, filed for divorce as a result of the affair in August 2009.  The backlash from the country music establishment was swift and harsh, with radio stations refusing to play her music. 

In June 2010, Rimes said of the affair; "I take responsibility for everything I've done. I hate that people got hurt, but I don't regret the outcome." On December 27, 2010, it was announced that Rimes and Cibrian were engaged, and the couple wed on April 22, 2011.

Musically, I think she's rather fascinating. She's currently going through this rather bluesy pop period, songs that are getting awesome remixes and charting on the dance charts. I found the whole country western backlash to be a bit dated and a huge double standard, for it seems only women who cheat are terrible people, while men who do the same damn thing skate scot-free. 

Can they be redeemed?

Yes. She's building quite the gay following, and where the gays are, so goes the industry. I have been buying her most recent remixes. Will country ever welcome her back? Who cares. The lady has great pipes. If she hooks up with the right producer and finds the right songs? 

Hell, yeah, I'll support that. 

Kevin Spacey

The Beef

On October 29, 2017, actor Anthony Rapp alleged that Spacey, while appearing intoxicated, made a sexual advance toward him in 1986, when Rapp was 14 and Spacey was 26. Rapp had also shared this story in a 2001 interview with The Advocate, but Spacey's name was redacted from publication to avoid legal disputes and public outing. Spacey said that he owed Rapp "the sincerest apology for what would have been deeply inappropriate drunken behavior" if he had behaved as asserted.

Fifteen others then came forward alleging similar abuse, including Boston anchorwoman Heather Unruh, who alleged that Spacey sexually assaulted her son: filmmaker Tony Montana; actor Roberto Cavazos; Richard Dreyfuss' son Harry; and eight people who worked on House of Cards

The Guardian was contacted by "a number of people" who alleged that Spacey "groped and behaved in an inappropriate way with young men" as artistic director of the Old Vic.

On the same day of Rapp's allegations against him, Spacey came out as gay. He said, "I have had relationships with both men and women. I have loved and had romantic encounters with men throughout my life, and I choose now to live as a gay man." His decision to come out via his statement was criticized by prominent members of the gay community.

When Spacey came out when this scandal broke big, I, along with most the gay community said, 'well, we don't want you, now!' When creeps like this come out once their predatory behavior has been exposed, what are we supposed to say? 'Thanks?' 

I think Spacey got what he deserved and continues being shunned. 

Can they be redeemed?

No. The creep factor on this one is too great and his choice to come out as a means of deflection? Abominable. 

Not. My. Gay.

Dave Chappell

The Beef

On October 5, 2021 Chappelle starred in his sixth and final Netflix special The Closer. The special was met with backlash from the transgender community for Chappelle's jokes in the special. Calls for the removal of the special by trans activists were met with defense from Netflix and its CEO Ted Sarandos, claiming freedom of artistic expression.

Ted Arandos has a lot to answer for... fuck him. He actually made this much, much worse. 

Oh, don't get me wrong... it was bad to begin with. If the target of any joke tells you you're tone deaf? Believe them. Why else would they call attention to it? And it's not like Chappelle hasn't made a career based on questionable comedy.

Thing is... the trans community are easy targets. This is low hanging fruit. It's not clever, it's grossly insensitive. The trans community are already dealing with enough bullshit - I mean, people are literally killing them and the cops and the media don't care. So... why use them to get cheap laughs? Especially when you're supposedly rather good at what you do?  And when that community tells you it's not funny and you don't pull the jokes? 

That makes you an asshole. And transphobic. 

So fuck you, Dave Chappell, insecure ignoramus. 

Can they be redeemed?

I have given him a pass in the past, but not anymore. He's dead to me.

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That's it for me. Your turn. Can they be redeemed? Do you still enjoy their work?

Leave your thoughts in the comments section.

Sorry about all the swearing this week. I'm in a mood and really starting to embrace my not-so-inner cranky old man.

And don't worry... your favorite 'bad' celeb not on this list? We have one more week to go. 

Tune in next week for our final terrible ten!

How Do You Sleep? - John Lennon & The Plastic Ono Band











Sleep At Night - The Chicks

Monday, June 15, 2015

Ding, Dong, Witch Dead

 Ding, Dong, Witch Dead

Archbishop Nienstedt has resigned.

The world will become a little kinder because of it.

My dislike for this man is no secret to readers of this blog.  He represented all that is hateful and divisive in the Catholic Church.  In light of the current Pope’s more enlightened point of view, I was surprised Nienstedt hung on as long as he did.

It’s not just the recent charges that he and his staff failed to protect children from a known pedophile.  And it’s not just because he’s anti-gay and wasted a million dollars on a stupid DVD that was supposed to persuade followers of the church to resist the idea that gay people should have the right to marry.  His old-school values may have played a part in his demise, but I believe it’s the manner in which he tried to bully Catholics that really sealed his fate.

It’s his arrogance.  His sense of self-importance.  His ego. 

They were his undoing.

He has no one to blame but himself.

Three weeks ago, he paid a Sunday morning visit to the church I attend.  I opted not to attend that week.  At one point, I considered mounting a protest – a little ‘welcoming’ committee - but I like the priest at our parish and did not wish to cause him embarrassment or anguish.  Also, mounting a protest would only serve to draw attention to myself – something I am loathe to do. 

I did let my mother, a hardcore Catholic, know why I would not be attending mass that weekend.  She surprised me and boycotted the event, as well. 

Not attending mass?  That’s a big statement on her part.

And now the witch is dead.

Let the bells resound throughout the land.

Ding, dong.






Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Wonderland Burlesque’s Turdscooter of the Week: Scott Walker

(I hear voices in my head.)

Wonderland Burlesque’s 
Turdscooter of the Week: 
Scott Walker

Though it was another week filled with ripe candidates:

Taking on our education system last week, Mississippi State Representative Gene Alday (GOP) declared there was no need for school funding because all the “blacks” in his district receive “welfare crazy checks” and don’t work (but he’s not a racist!).

Carrying that torch, Virginia’s Representative Dave Brat (GOP) also felt no need to fund public schools because all those fancy ancient Greek philosophers needed to get the job done was a rock (really!).

And… in an effort to keep discrimination in America alive and strong as ever, Arkansas state Senator Bart Hester (GOP) introduced an emergency bill to undo all LGBT protections, telling folks, “I do not want for them to have special rights” (that’s an actual quote!) (say it in a hillbilly accent and it sounds about right).

Jumping on that hate-wagon, Alabama Chief Supreme Court Justice Roy Moore continued to embarrass himself with all his foolishness about how the only laws we need to follow come from “God” and how allowing gay folks to marry in Alabama is simply the worst thing to ever happen in that state(ever)(you know, except for that lynching stuff… maybe). 

Keeping the “God” thing alive, Tennessee State Representative James VanHuss (GOP) introduced a bill that would add references to “God” and “our Savior” to that state’s constitution.   Of course, this is the same state where they are considering selecting ‘The Bible’ as the state book (umm, but which one?).

Given that…

Given all that (and Fox News)…

As despicable as all those other tools are, the biggest, brightest tool in the whole GOP chest is Wisconsin’s nearly-recalled Governor, Koch Brothers’ sock puppet, and 2016 presidential  hopeful, Scott Walker, who, while being interviewed at Britain’s international affairs think tank, Chatham House, was asked if he believed in the scientific concept of evolution.

Demurring, Walker said, “I’m going to punt on that one.”

To which the host burst out laughing, saying, “Any British politician, right or left, would laugh at that question and say, ‘Of course evolution is real.’

But not our Scotty boy… oh, no.

Undaunted, Scott went on to say that it was a question “that a politician should not be involved in, one way or another.”

WTF?

So, I’ve decided I will believe in Scott Walker once the polls are in and enough people believe in Scott Walker, because that is apparently how Scott Walker decides what he does or does not believe.

Or… maybe “God” really is his advisor, for he claims to only run for office when “God” calls upon him to.  Recently he said to a group of bankers, “Any major decision I’ve made in my life – politics or otherwise – I’ve tried to discern God’s calling on.”   

Hmm. 

Listening to voices in his head, huh? 

Are you sure he’s not simply the creamy peanut butter middle in a Koch Brother’s shit sandwich?  Can you imagine those two soft tubs of lard squeezing in on you, their hot, moist breath in your ear 24/7?

Yeah… we all know exactly who Scott Walker is listening to these days: the conservative, greedy, soulless bastards funding his bid for the White House.

So, let’s all put our fingers in our ears and listen to our own inner voices (which, when it comes to Scotty boy, are whispering ‘bullshit artist’), as a means of saluting Wonderland Burlesque’s Turdscooter of the Week: spineless Scott Walker.

Scott? 

Here’s a hint: if you want to appear ‘presidential’?  Then answer the damn question.  Skirting simply makes you appear coy and flirtatious.


Which sorta gives a whole new meaning to that Koch Brother’s shit sandwich, am I right?

P.S. - You seem to like to point a lot.  What is that about?







 



Monday, September 22, 2014

Wonderland Burlesque’s Turdscooter of the Week: Linda Harvey


Wonderland Burlesque’s 
Turdscooter of the Week: 
Linda Harvey

Oh, my… first Laurie Higgins and now, hatemonger, fact-challenged homophobe, Linda Harvey.  An obvious choice, I realize, but her latest crazyhate claim deserves a bit of attention from the GLBT Community.

Seems rabid Linda blames GLBT Youth Centers for the rise of HIV among 13-24 year olds, citing the… ummm… ‘fact’ that young people who go to such places are “being preyed upon by older homosexuals”.  Terming these gathering places as “homosexual sex centers”, she, (apparently based on personal experience?), goes on to illustrate the dangers lurking by stating: “The things that go on in the bathrooms at these centers… it’s unbelievable.  It’s everything you can imagine.”

Yeah… unbelievable… that’s a good term for it, Linda. 

As for everything you can imagine going on in those bathrooms, well… I feel sorry for you.  It must be difficult to live with all that gay porn running behind your eyeballs 24/7. 

This latest vitrolic smegma schmear sprang forth from Ms. Harvey’s old biddy cornhole like a snake handler speaking tongues during an interview with the head of Cleveland Right to Life, Molly Smith.

Highlights included:

-       “Social service agencies donate money because, again, it’s considered a youth center. No, it’s a homosexual sex center and kids should not be involved in this. This is another way HIV is being spread, I think. There’s no question that kids are being preyed upon by older homosexuals, and that’s why you see Centers for Disease Control shows 13- to 24-year-old HIV rates are going up.”

-       “There is no such thing as a gay person. There are people with those attractions and preferences, but not intrinsically, and those behaviors are immoral and harmful. So, are they ever going to tell children that? I would hope so, but these bullying programs are pretty weak on the whole picture.”

Please note the inclusion of the words, “I think” in that first quote.  Yeah, Linda has a history of providing a lot of alarming media sound bites for the homophobic right without providing any actual data to back up her outrageous claims.  Keep in mind, she also claims that gay rights lead to abortion.  One can only imagine the herculean Rube Goldberg machine-like thought process that led to that conclusion, but, yep… she said it.

From my perspective - as someone who is not a trained psychoanalyst, but won’t let that prevent him from putting forth a totally unfounded theory (not unlike a certain foaming at the mouth radio personality whose last name begins with an ‘H’) , it’s very clear that Linda has some childhood trauma that she is trying to work through.  In public, no less!

Perhaps it was something that took place in the unisex bathroom at her local youth center?  Or was it the shock of her first mullet at the hands of a well-meaning, small town, male hairdresser?   Or could it be that ad for Birkenstocks she happened upon while perusing an issue of ‘Christian Youth Magazine’?  I don’t know.  I hate to speculate (unlike a certain born again biddy).  

But, clearly, the woman is disturbed. 

So, dear gay brothers and sisters, I urge you to look upon this tortured soul as someone who has been touched (in the head) by an angel (with a tire iron), and resolve to balm her pustulous, syphilitic-brain-like ravings with heaping spoonfuls of the rainbow-colored sugar we call compassion. 

In that spirit, let’s all dig in our spoons, load ‘em up, and attempt to sugar coat the throat of Wonderland Burlesque’s Turdscooter of the Week, Mission America’s own dementedly homo-obsessed, Linda Harvey. 

Careful with all that compassion kids!

We wouldn’t want to choke a bitch.


Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Wonderland Burlesque’s ‘Turdscooters of the Week’: The 63 Texas GOPs Who Believe Gay Marriage Leads to Pedophilia, Polygamy & Incest


Wonderland Burlesque’s ‘Turdscooters of the Week’: 
The 63 Texas GOPs Who Believe 
Gay Marriage Leads to Pedophilia, Polygamy & Incest

It seems the ‘Butt Scoot’ has replaced the ‘Boot Scoot’ in the not-so-great state of Texas.  You, know, Texas – where the GOP, only two months ago, softened their rhetoric on gays from outright condemnation to the endorsement of (now, discredited) gay conversion therapy.

Yes, something tells me that Michele Bachmann would feel right at home in the Lone Star State; home of President Wannabe Rick ‘Oops!’ Perry and 63 of the most ignorant, illogical, and homophobic politicians to be found in these United States.

On 8/4/14, these turdscooters, members of the Texas Conservative Coalition, put their collective John Hancock on an amicus brief sent to the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in an attempt to appeal a federal district judge’s decision in DeLeon v. Perry, which termed all gay marriage bans in the 5th Circuit Court (which includes Texas) unconstitutional, and that those bans violated the equal-protection clause of the Constitution.

The most upsetting thing about this particular appeal is its attempt to link same-sex marriage to incest, polygamy and pedophilia.

The brief, in part, reads:

“The district court broadened the definition of the ‘existing right to marry’ as one that includes the right of people to ‘select the partners of their choosing’ for marriage, without regard to sex. If the right to select ‘partners of their choosing’ is the criterion used to invoke marriage as a fundamental right, then marriage restrictions on age, polygamy and consanguinity are also ripe for challenge.”

Yes, they dare proffer this as part of their argument, despite the fact that the federal court has already ruled that the legalization of “morally reprehensible actions” like pedophilia was not a “logical next step” to the legalization of same-gender marriage.

But wait, there’s more.  The appeal also argues:

  • “Texas’s marriage laws are rooted in a basic reality of human life: procreation requires a male and a female.  Two people of the same sex cannot, by themselves, procreate.”
  • Banning same-sex marriage will “minimize the societal costs that can result from procreation outside of stable, lasting marriages” and that “the State’s recognition and encouragement of opposite-sex marriages increases the likelihood that naturally procreative couples will produce children, and that they will do so in the context of stable, lasting relationships”. (You know, despite all the studies that show that the average divorce rate in states with legal same-sex marriage is 20 percent lower than in those states that ban it.)
  • Limiting marriage to one man and one woman “gives women and children the surest protection against poverty and abuse,” and “provides for healthy psychological development of children.”
This last part of the appeal actually cites the much discredited research by Mark Regnerus regarding the quality of life for children raised by same-sex couples. “There is a wide range of literature supporting this view, particularly with regard to child development, making it plausible and, thus, rational for legislators to believe,” (despite that whole debunked, flawed, should never have been published, research thing).  Research a Michigan court went so far as to call “entirely unbelievable and not worthy of serious consideration”, noting that Regnerus’ research was “hastily concocted at the behest of a third-party funder” which was seeking skewed results. Even gay marriage opponents in Utah had enough sense to drop any mention of this research from their legal briefs.

But then, Texas is not Utah.  No, Utah has its own brand of crazy. 

Texas’ version of crazy is… well, like everything else in Texas: bigger.

For example, here’s a big list of Texan’s currently on the wrong side of history, the facts, and common sense:
  1. Brian Birdwell, Texas Senate
  2. Donna Campbell, Texas Senate
  3. Bob Deuell, Texas Senate
  4. Craig Estes, Texas Senate
  5. Troy Fraser, Texas Senate
  6. Kelly Hancock, Texas Senate
  7. Robert Nichols, Texas Senate
  8. Dan Patrick, Texas Senate
  9. Ken Paxton, Texas Senate
  10. Charles Schwertner, Texas Senate
  11. Larry Taylor, Texas Senate
  12. Charles Anderson, Texas House of Representatives
  13. Trent Ashby, Texas House of Representatives
  14. Cecil Bell, Jr., Texas House of Representatives
  15. Dwayne Bohac, Texas House of Representatives
  16. Dennis Bonnen, Texas House of Representatives
  17. Greg Bonnen, Texas House of Representatives
  18. Angie Chen Button, Texas House of Representatives
  19. Tom Craddick, Texas House of Representatives
  20. Brandon Creighton, Texas House of Representatives
  21. Myra Crownover, Texas House of Representatives
  22. Gary Elkins, Texas House of Representatives
  23. Pat Fallon, Texas House of Representatives
  24. Allen Fletcher, Texas House of Representatives
  25. Dan Flynn, Texas House of Representatives
  26. James Frank, Texas House of Representatives
  27. John Frullo, Texas House of Representatives
  28. Craig Goldman, Texas House of Representatives
  29. Larry Gonzales, Texas House of Representatives
  30. Lance Gooden, Texas House of Representatives
  31. Linda Harper-Brown, Texas House of Representatives
  32. Harvey Hilderbran, Texas House of Representatives
  33. Bryan Hughes, Texas House of Representatives
  34. Jason Isaac, Texas House of Representatives
  35. Phil King, Texas House of Representatives
  36. Tim Kleinschmidt, Texas House of Representatives
  37. Stephanie Klick, Texas House of Representatives
  38. Lois Kolkhorst, Texas House of Representatives
  39. Matt Krause, Texas House of Representatives
  40. Jodie Laubenberg, Texas House of Representatives
  41. George Lavender, Texas House of Representatives
  42. Jeff Leach, Texas House of Representatives
  43. Tryon Lewis, Texas House of Representatives
  44. Rick Miller, Texas House of Representatives
  45. Geanie Morrison, Texas House of Representatives
  46. Jim Murphy, Texas House of Representatives
  47. Rob Orr, Texas House of Representatives
  48. John Otto, Texas House of Representatives
  49. Tan Parker, Texas House of Representatives
  50. Charles Perry, Texas House of Representatives
  51. Larry Phillips, Texas House of Representatives
  52. Scott Sanford, Texas House of Representatives
  53. Matt Schaefer, Texas House of Representatives
  54. Ralph Sheffield, Texas House of Representatives
  55. Ron Simmons, Texas House of Representatives
  56. John Smithee, Texas House of Representatives
  57. Drew Springer, Texas House of Representatives
  58. Van Taylor, Texas House of Representatives
  59. Ed Thompson, Texas House of Representatives
  60. Steve Toth, Texas House of Representatives
  61. Scott Turner, Texas House of Representatives
  62. James White, Texas House of Representatives
  63. Bill Zedler, Texas House of Representatives

So, join me in a 63 ‘Butt Scoot’ salute to Wonderland Burlesque’s ‘Turdscooters of the Week’: the Texan politicians who believe that gay marriage leads to pedophilia, polygamy and incest.

Yep, everything truly is bigger in Texas.

And that, apparently, includes ignorance.