Weekend Onesie: The Saga Of The Titanic (Tales from The World Weekly News)

Weekend Onesie:

The Saga Of The Titanic

(Tales from The World Weekly News)

Ah, there was a time....

The demise of print media is just a shame.

We've been robbed of so many great publications.

I personally mourn the days of catching sight of the latest ridiculous inflammatory headline of The World Weekly News while standing in line at my local grocery store.

I actually had relatives who bought these type of periodicals - hook, line, and stinker! I'd peruse them while waiting for my parents to finish visiting. The audacity of the the claims made caused my eyebrows to rise, but those were the days when I still believed that if they print it... there must be some truth to it! There simply aren't enough exclamation points in the world to explain it all.

Today, let's take a brief look back at The World Weekly News and their stories about The Titanic.

In a world where "you never know"...

Isn't it comforting that there are some things

which remain ridiculous?

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

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Drunk Man Survives The Titanic

Weekend Onesie: The Saga Of Bigfoot (Tales from The World Weekly News)

Weekend Onesie:

The Saga Of Bigfoot

(Tales from The World Weekly News)

Ah, there was a time....

The demise of print media is just a shame.

We've been robbed of so many great publications.

I personally mourn the days of catching sight of the latest ridiculous inflammatory headline of The World Weekly News while standing in line at my local grocery store.

I actually had relatives who bought these type of periodicals - hook, line, and stinker! I'd peruse them while waiting for my parents to finish visiting. The audacity of the the claims made caused my eyebrows to rise, but those were the days when I still believed that if they print it... there must be some truth to it! There simply aren't enough exclamation points in the world to explain it all.

Today, let's take a brief look back at The World Weekly News and their stories about the phenom known as 'Bigfoot'. 

P.S. If you're out and about in the woods one summer day, do keep a look out!

In a world where "you never know"...

Isn't it comforting that there are some things

which remain ridiculous?

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

A tale as old as time.

He was born...

At first glance I thought they were referring to Kenny Rogers.

He is captured.

He is touched by Valerie Bertinelli!

(I suppose after marrying Eddie Van Halen,

she got used to feral things.)

He takes a lover and procreates!

A bit of sexual experimentation....

Once you go lumberjack, you can't go back.

It appears she (his sister?) got cold feet.

Finally, he marries and settles down.

You know what they say about marriage.

He gained the honeymoon 100 (lbs.)

He now has a family to support!

And, as we all one day shall, he bites the big one!

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Weekend Onesie: The Saga Of 'Bat Boy'

Weekend Onesie:

The Saga Of Bat Boy

(Tales from The World Weekly News)

Ah, there was a time....

The demise of print media is just a shame.

We've been robbed of so many great publications.

I personally mourn the days of catching sight of the latest ridiculous inflammatory headline of The World Weekly News while standing in line at my local grocery store.

I actually had relatives who bought these type of periodicals - hook, line, and stinker! I'd peruse them while waiting for my parents to finish visiting. The audacity of the the claims made caused my eyebrows to rise, but those were the days when I still believed that if they print it... there must be some truth to it! There simply aren't enough exclamation points in the world to explain it all.

Today, let's take a brief look back at The World Weekly News and their stories about the phenom known as 'Bat Boy'.

In a world where "you never know"...

Isn't it comforting that there are some things

which remain ridiculous?

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Need 2 Know - LAYA

First, came the discovery...

Then confinement...

Then the escape!

He was sighted...

The chase was on!

He was captured.

Confined.

And escapes once more.

But, eventually he's caught once more.

And put to good use.

Smiting our enemies.

All our enemies.

He's enshrined...

And becomes a part of our esteemed culture.

Need To Know - Jay Park

Weekend Onesie: Your Pet May Be Plotting Against You!

Weekend Onesie:

Your Pet May Be Plotting Against You!

(And other animal stories 

from The World Weekly News)

Ah, there was a time....

The demise of print media is just a shame.

We've been robbed of so many great publications.

I personally mourn the days of catching sight of the latest ridiculous inflammatory headline of The World Weekly News while standing in line at my local grocery store.

I actually had relatives who bought these type of periodicals - hook, line, and stinker! I'd peruse them while waiting for my parents to finish visiting. The audacity of the the claims made caused my eyebrows to rise, but those were the days when I still believed that if they print it... there must be some truth to it! There simply aren't enough exclamation points in the world to explain it all.

Today, let's take a brief look back at The World Weekly News and their stories about members of our animal kingdom.

In a world where "you never know"...

Isn't it comforting that there are some things

which remain ridiculous?

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Need To Know - Doja Cat

Satan worshipping dogs!

Murderous kittens.

Fat cats!

Fat cat cult leaders.

Kitty espionage!

Vampire cats!

They do it on purpose!

Ghost dogs!

Rabbit litigation!

Morphing dolphins!

Sex-crazed turtles!

Mermaids!

Mermaid rights!

Smart apes!

Giant crocodiles!

Giant bats!

Homosexual deer!

I Need To Know - Marc Anthony