Weekend Onesie:
The Saga Of Bigfoot
(Tales from The World Weekly News)
Ah, there was a time....
The demise of print media is just a shame.
We've been robbed of so many great publications.
I personally mourn the days of catching sight of the latest ridiculous inflammatory headline of The World Weekly News while standing in line at my local grocery store.
I actually had relatives who bought these type of periodicals - hook, line, and stinker! I'd peruse them while waiting for my parents to finish visiting. The audacity of the the claims made caused my eyebrows to rise, but those were the days when I still believed that if they print it... there must be some truth to it! There simply aren't enough exclamation points in the world to explain it all.
Today, let's take a brief look back at The World Weekly News and their stories about the phenom known as 'Bigfoot'.
P.S. If you're out and about in the woods one summer day, do keep a look out!
In a world where "you never know"...
Isn't it comforting that there are some things
which remain ridiculous?
- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
A tale as old as time.
He was born...
At first glance I thought they were referring to Kenny Rogers.
He is captured.
He is touched by Valerie Bertinelli!
(I suppose after marrying Eddie Van Halen,
she got used to feral things.)
He takes a lover and procreates!
A bit of sexual experimentation....
Once you go lumberjack, you can't go back.
It appears she (his sister?) got cold feet.
Finally, he marries and settles down.
You know what they say about marriage.
He gained the honeymoon 100 (lbs.)
He now has a family to support!
And, as we all one day shall, he bites the big one!
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