Tuesday Titillation: Glasses Are Half Full!

Tuesday Titillation 

Glasses Are Half Full!

Boys all make passes at the man with the badass glasses.

Yes, today the glasses are half full. Hell, let's be optimistic. 

I mean... how much worse can it get?

Be they rose-colored, cat-eye, sun, or bi-focals...

These dudes can more than carry 'em off.

In fact, they could carry me off anywhere they like and do with me what they will.

Remember... it all starts with a look. Just one look.

So, when you pass a man wearing glasses... don't hesitate. Give 'em a wink.

They might wink back!

Nothing screams smarts...

Like a pair of glasses...

On an educated man!

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Just One Look - Linda Ronstadt

Just One Look - The Hollies

Friday Fun: It's National Measure Your Feet Day!

Friday Fun: 

It's National Measure Your Feet Day!

How do you measure the worth of a man?

By his feet?

Perhaps.

Because... you know what they say!

The bigger the feet, the bigger the...

Now. Let's be honest. Oh, for the many times that was not true. No, sugars, you cannot tell a book by it's cover, or the size of a man based on his shoes.

Still. It is National Measure Your Feet Day, and I am a bit (ha!) of a size queen, so I like to measure stuff. 

Take a look at the offerings below.

Honeys! They got the right stuff.

(And I got the right place they can stuff it!)

Oh, it's the weekend.

Put your heels in the air...

Like you just don't care!

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Fire Under My Feet - Leona Lewis

My Feet Keep Dancing - Chic