Tuesday Titillation: Peek-A-Boo, Boo!

Tuesday Titillation:

Peek-A-Boo, Boo!

Peak-a-boo, boo...

Yazzz, I see you. And so can the whole world.

You got a license for that thang? 'Cause it should be on leash!

Yeah, we gonna pretend this just 'happened' and that it was an 'accident'.

Like the way my eyes accidentally see exactly what you doing, boo. I'm no fool.

I am also not one to pass up a free meal... (I meant, 'opportunity'.)

So you just stay where you're seated, as you're seated and let me do the rest.

Yazz, honey... leave the drivin' to the one who's divin'!

Like Uber... I get you there on time.

Hurry! 

Spot 'em now...

Before they disappear for the season.

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Peek-A-Boo - Siouxsie and The Banshees

Peek-A-Boo - DEVO

Weekend Onesie: For The Love Of Dick!

Weekend Onesie:

For The Love Of Dick!

I have nothing, nothing without... dick.

Oh, for the love of dick!

When it comes to these select comic panels... it's hard not to relate.

We think about it, dream about it, and treasure it - much like our own.

How we burn and yearn...

Read on. And surely you'll agree...

The love of dick is all consuming.

Hoping dick graces your life...

In ever bountiful ways.

For I have nothing, nothing without dick!

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

I Have Nothing - Whitney Houston

A question we ask ourselves all the time. 

A mother should know better...

We take dick very seriously.

Living without? Out of the question. Pure nonsense. 

We shall never get tired of dick.

You? You know what I'm talking about.

It's that endless, aching need...

In fact, it gives life purpose.

It colors all aspects of our lives, such as the workplace.

Where fringe benefits become important.

So, be sure to ask for what you need.

What you need...

For you never know the reaction you may get.

Sometimes? It will be exactly what you want.

And never pass up an opportunity.

For there will be plenty of willing others to take your place.

Another person's indecision can become your opportunity!

So, be sure to read the room and check out the landscape.

That new opening? Could be filled by you!

Yes. Persistence, patience and a bit of craftiness on your part,

could pay big dividends in the end.

So, keep on your toes, you never know!

I, Who Have Nothing - Shirley Bassey

Friday Fun: Happy Weary Willie Day!

Friday Fun: 

Happy Weary Willie Day!

Wow... another whole year has almost gone by.

And all that time? Willies have been working hard, getting in and out of all sorts of tight places and sticky situations.

Turns out? Willies do indeed get tired. All that activity? How could they not?

Now, I'm not sure Emmett Kelly would agree with my interpretation of this particular celebration, but...

I think you will.

You see, my goal today is to revitalize Willie.

But how?

Rest? Sleep? Aww... that's for pussies.

I say we fight Willie fatigue with fire!

Yes, here's hoping this pageantry of pulsating, invigorated Willies gets your Willie to sit up and pay attention!

My dears...

Willie need be weary no more, no more!

Have a lovely weekend, my dears.

With the holidays fast approaching, consider this the calm before the swarm.

Here's hoping your Willie stays nice and alert through it all.

Little Willie - Sweet

Weary Willie - Emmett Kelly and Carol Burnett