Wow... another whole year has almost gone by.
And all that time? Willies have been working hard, getting in and out of all sorts of tight places and sticky situations.
Turns out? Willies do indeed get tired. All that activity? How could they not?
Now, I'm not sure Emmett Kelly would agree with my interpretation of this particular celebration, but...
I think you will.
You see, my goal today is to revitalize Willie.
Rest? Sleep? Aww... that's for pussies.
I say we fight Willie fatigue with fire!
Yes, here's hoping this pageantry of pulsating, invigorated Willies gets your Willie to sit up and pay attention!