Weekend Onesie: For The Love Of Dick!

Weekend Onesie:

For The Love Of Dick!

I have nothing, nothing without... dick.

Oh, for the love of dick!

When it comes to these select comic panels... it's hard not to relate.

We think about it, dream about it, and treasure it - much like our own.

How we burn and yearn...

Read on. And surely you'll agree...

The love of dick is all consuming.

Hoping dick graces your life...

In ever bountiful ways.

For I have nothing, nothing without dick!

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

I Have Nothing - Whitney Houston

A question we ask ourselves all the time. 

A mother should know better...

We take dick very seriously.

Living without? Out of the question. Pure nonsense. 

We shall never get tired of dick.

You? You know what I'm talking about.

It's that endless, aching need...

In fact, it gives life purpose.

It colors all aspects of our lives, such as the workplace.

Where fringe benefits become important.

So, be sure to ask for what you need.

What you need...

For you never know the reaction you may get.

Sometimes? It will be exactly what you want.

And never pass up an opportunity.

For there will be plenty of willing others to take your place.

Another person's indecision can become your opportunity!

So, be sure to read the room and check out the landscape.

That new opening? Could be filled by you!

Yes. Persistence, patience and a bit of craftiness on your part,

could pay big dividends in the end.

So, keep on your toes, you never know!

I, Who Have Nothing - Shirley Bassey