Weekend Onesie:
Bloof!
Splat! Glorp! Bloof!
However you wanna do it... Just do it.
And remember: take it as it comes, for it certainly will. Ain't nuttin' you can do about it.
Why, just take a look at the men below.
Now, undertaking such an activity is not without its responsibilities.
My advice? A cannister of wet wipes. On the nightstand. In your backpack. And in your car!
You never know. Because these things do happen.
Oh, and avoid tissues. They tend to fall apart when wet and if you've ever had a tiny piece stuck to the tip - well, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
In the end? Have yourself a happy ending.
Really? Is there any other kind?
Whether alone, as a part of a duo, or group...
Indulge yourself this weekend.
And 'bloof' your way to true happiness.
- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
Splat - Bailter Space
Splat - Connor Price
