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Saturday, April 19, 2025

Weekend Onesie: Vintage Celebrity Endorsements

Weekend Onesie:
Vintage Celebrity Endorsements

Talk about your strange bedfellows...

As Jim Croce once sang, "I got a name..."

And that name could sell... well, just about anything.

Here are some zany celebrity endorsements from the past. 

Some amuse, some baffle and perplex...

But they all meant money in the bank for these celebrities!

Let's take a look.

I adore all the miasma...
Which clutters our collective...
Cultural wasteland.
- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Sell Out - Reel Big Fish

Nothing goes better than NASCAR...
...and big Mo's!

And speaking of big Mo's...

What in the utter?

Looks like Robert's been stealing sips 
between takes!

Endorsed by Eddie's Father or...
...The Hulk?

Are we 'winning' yet?

I, for one, would love him to feel my velvet!

Nothing says "My wig is perfect." like...
...Vidal Sassoon!

Umm... someone call this man a cab!

A true class act!

Hmm... so what kinda beads we talkin', Davy?

Susan knows diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Joan will put anything between her lips!

I would love to party with Angela!

Interesting career move...

An unexpected pairing...

Another interesting pairing...

There for the Grace...

When fashion meets... a chemical company?

Nothing says fashion like hunks of clunky metal
embossed with a logo!

If it fits, you must...

I want this weekend!

That means something, considering
Elizabeth deals in magic!

Hips don't lie!

Just don't choke on the bone, dear.

Ghoulishly delicious?

Sellout Song - Kevin Fowler

1 comment:

SickoRicko said...

Good grief! I was alive when these were published.