Weekend Onesie:
Pigs Who Read?
Pigs who read?
SHAZAM!
Make it so!
Yes, my little piggies... I know that surfing the net looking at porn occupies a good portion of your time and you may consider that your cultural broadening, but...
C'mon, fellas. Pick up a book.
Yes, tear yourself away from binge watching that latest real estate reality show and go to your local library (if you haven't anything in the house already) and read a G.D. book.
Or a magazine. Or a newspaper.
I don't care, but do break up your routine and find time to exercise that brain of yours. You know it is good for something other than thinking dirty thoughts.
Yes, indeed, my dears... pigs do read.
Why just take a look at the prized piggies below.
Now, I'm sure most of the men below do not think of themselves as pigs, but then even the most cosmopolitan of sorts tend to pull up to the trough at the local bar, bathhouse, or gay resort once in awhile. Just to blow out the pipes, so to speak.
So view the men below as fine examples for what is possible. Suggestion? Combine your needs. You need to read? You need to be sexually stimulated? Well, grab yourself a vintage gay pulp fiction title and get swept away.
Yes, piggies - you can expand your mind and your whore-rizons at the same time!
Whatever you choose.
Use the talents modern education gave you.
Read. Read. Read.
- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
Read U Wrote U - RuPaul
w/ Alaska, Katya, Detox & Roxxxy
Read My Mind - The Killers
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