Because if so, you are about to learn way more about me than you will ever want to know.
The wonderful woman who maintains our restrooms always does ‘over’. We once had a sub and he did under. When I see this, I take it on myself to change it. Yep, there ought to be a law.
Who replaces the empty roll in your house?
Do you leave the door open? Does your love leave it open?
If I have a guest? The door is closed.
And if I want total privacy, I simply use the bathroom in the basement. I rather prefer that bathroom… more room, and I like the shower better. It’s also brilliant white and there is something rather clinical about it that I like.
At the boyfriends?
The door is always open. The toilet is tucked away to the right, so you have to go in there to see someone sitting on the toilet.
Peeing? I have no problem with peeing naked at the urinal in front of dudes.
The wet wipes I have in my bag.
If I don't have my bag with me (which is happening more frequently lately)?
Then I will wait until there is no one in the joint before hightailing it to the stall next to me.
If they are completely out? Paper towels.
Out of those?
Let's not go there.
Sex in a public restroom?
I used to get into fooling around in the restroom (showing hard, playing ‘grabbsies’, sneaking a peek), but have come to realize that public restrooms are not designed for these purposes and therefore are not sexual in nature. (Who knew?)
That said... I still think there is something super sexy about the whole skanky scene.
Yes, there was a time when I was a total tea room enthusiast. The scene in downtown Minneapolis was quite vibrant back in the day. But no more. Too many cameras. Too many security measures. Too many trolls.
Plus... I simply don't have the time. That kind of action? That takes a lot of patience.
Today? I would have sex in a restroom with the boyfriend - if it was one of those family/single use units with a lock on the door.
But, honestly? I just don't find public bathrooms sexy anymore.
Now locker rooms, on the other hand...