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Wonderland Burlesque’s Turdscooter of the Week: Charles Reilly

Wonderland Burlesque’s Turdscooter of the Week: Charles Reilly

File this one under: Icky

(And just to clarify: as far as I know, he is no relation to our beloved Charles Nelson Reilly!)

It seems this Charles Reilly, an art teacher / soccer coach / council member in Camden County, is facing time behind bars for making a rather salacious request of some of his male students. 

In response, authorities in Camden, NJ charged this booty scooter with official misconduct, child endangerment and attempted child endangerment.

The boys, aged 12-16 years, were all students at Pine Hill Middle School and were asked to bring in their cum-stained Kleenex, so Mr. Reilly could use them in an ‘art’ project.

Having admitted to engaging in inappropriate sexual communications with 17 of his students, this ‘Good Time’ Charlie is facing up to 15 years in the slammer, where one can only imagine the kind of ‘art supplies’ that will be at his disposal . 

So, look under your bedside table, friends, root around under there for the one that missed the wastebasket, and let’s give Mr. Reilly the old crusty tissue send-off he so fervently (desires and) deserves as Wonderland Burlesque’s Turdscooter  of the Week! 


carol said...

What a jerk. You would think that teachers would know better. I agree he deserves the award. Gross man.

Stan said...

You better believe they have to really scrape the bottom of the barrel to get anyone to teach in Camden NJ.