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Wonderland Burlesque's Turdscooter of the Week: Pastor Donnie Romero

Wonderland Burlesque's 
Turdscooter of the Week 
Pastor Donnie Romero

Oh, my!  I know somebody whose name is definitely off the invite list to my annual holiday party this year!

I mean, if I’m not welcome at his celebrations, then he is certainly not welcome to mine.

Seems Pastor Donnie Romero of the Stedfast Baptist Church in Fort Worth, Texas (oh, those southern Baptists, sigh) spewed all sorts of hate from the pulpit the other day.  Which should come as no surprise: the man was ordained by none other than foaming at the mouth homophobe Pastor Steve Anderson who has the honor of being last week’s Turdscooter of the Week.

Just in time for the holidays, Pastor Romero offered up the following sweet, ‘Christian’ proclamations:

“I’m not going to let any of these dirty faggots inside my church. They are all pedophiles. Look in the Bible. Every time it shows the sodomites, in Genesis 19 and Judges 19, they’re always trying to rape and hurt other people. They’re relentless. They are relentless. They are predators and given an opportunity to snatch one of your children, they would do it in a heartbeat.”

-  and –

“It’s saying that sodomites are full of all unrighteousness. That means that there is not a sin that they’re not capable of doing. You think about all these weird sins that it talks about in the Book of Leviticus: animals, child sacrifice. It’s within their reasoning to do all of them.”

Now the only things I think children are good for are productions of ‘Annie’ (ugh) or ‘Oliver’ (eh).  Other than that?  I can’t think of any other purpose they serve. So, there goes your theory, Donnie.

The good Pastor’s solution?  Why all gays should “be put to death”, of course.

Hmmm.  Now where, oh where, have were heard that before?  Seems Pastor Romero is merely parroting the thoughts of his rage-filled mentor, Pastor Anderson.  A case of monkey see, monkey do?

Well… isn’t that special.

In response, and as a form of salute, let’s all collectively look over the edge of our reading glasses, purse our lips and utter a hearty, unified southern ‘pshaw’ in the general direction of Wonderland Burlesque's Turdscooter of the Week, one of the most misinformed, ignorant men in the (yawn) great state of Texas, Pastor Donnie Romero.

Pastor Donnie?  It’s Xmas, honey.  Save all your hate speech for the other eleven months of the year. Just stick to talking about the baby Jesus, all that bling those three ‘Wise’ gays, er, guys, bestowed upon him, and how those Lamaze classes paid off big time in the manager. 

That’s all we want to hear from the likes of you this time of year, sugar, m'kay? 


whkattk said...

As they would say in the South: "Well, bless his heart." Which really means in his case: "What an asshole."

anne marie in philly said...

yeah, right; he's so damn deep in the closet...he looks like he enjoys being a bottom!