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Thursday, March 06, 2025

Wonderland Burlesque's Let's All Go To The Movies: She's A Lady! - Part XXX

Wonderland Burlesque's
Let's All Go To The Movies
She's A Lady!
Part XXX

Yes, sometimes? It takes a lady.

And sometimes, that lady is a true lady!

Or so these films would have us believe.

They promise lots of drama, the occasional comedy or musical, and a little bit of dirt!

Let's take a walk down Hollywood Blvd. and shine a light on these magnificent classic films.

This way, if you please. But remember...

Ladies first!

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Lady Audley's Secret
(1915)

When her husband George leaves suddenly for Australia to find work, Helen Talboys, unaware of his whereabouts, assumes that he has deserted her and marries an aristocrat to become Lady Audley. When her look-alike maid dies, Lady Audley conveniently passes off the corpse as Helen Talboys to avoid any possible bigamy charges. After having made his fortune in gold, George returns from Australia and accidentally meets up with his wife at her stepson's villa. Determined to reclaim her, he begins to struggle with her. In the ensuing tussle, Lady Audley throws George down a well and, believing that he is dead, flees. Fearful that her stepson will expose her, Lady Audley breaks into his apartment and steals some incriminating love letters that she had written to George. As her guilty conscience grows, her acts become more desperate until George, who was rescued from the well by the coachman, makes a timely appearance and causes her to fall dead from fright!


Adapted from the 1862 British novel of the same name by Mary Elizabeth Braddon, this American silent drama was directed by Marshall Farnum and stars Theda Bara, Riley Hatch and Clifford Bruce.


The film was less successful than Bara's other films of the period, because it did not feature her in the wildly popular vamp role she had established.


It is now considered a lost film.









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Lady Windermere's Fan
(1925)

Mrs. Erlynne, the mother of Lady Windermere (who doesn't know she is her mother) wants to be introduced in society so that she can marry Lord Augustus Lorton. Lord Windermere, who has helped her financially in the past, invites her to his wife's birthday party. But Lady Windermere thinks she has reason to be jealous, so she decides to leave her husband and go to Lord Darlington, who is pining for her. Mrs. Erlynne finds this out and tries to prevent her daughter from making such a mistake, but all is lost, for Lady Windermere leaves her fan at Lord Darlingtons residence! How does one explain such a thing?


Based on Oscar Wilde's 1892 play of the same name, this American silent drama was directed by Ernst Lubitsch and stars Ronald Colman, May McAvoy, Bert Lytell, and Irene Rich.


The film has been preserved by several archives. It was transferred onto 16mm film by Associated Artists Productions in the 1950s and shown on television.




In 2002, Lady Windermere's Fan was selected for preservation in the United States National Film Registry by the Library of Congress, being deemed "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant."


According to Warner Bros. records the film earned $324,000 domestically and $74,000 foreign.


You can watch this film in its entirety for free on YouTube!

May McAvoy and Irene Rich

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Lady Barbara
(1970)

A pop star falls head over heels in love with a young lady and is willing to do what it takes to be with her.


This Italian musicarello film was directed by Mario Amendola and stars Renato (Brioschi) dei Profeti and Paola Tedesco.


Based on award-winning song Lady Barbara, which was written by Totò Savio, Giancarlo Bigazzi, and Claudio Cavallaro and performed by Renato dei Profeti, founder of the group I Profeti. It served as Renato's first solo venture. The song won the Un disco per l'estate festival and peaked at #1 on the Italian hit parade.

Renato (Brioschi) dei Profeti

The musicarello is a film subgenre which emerged in Italy and is characterized by the presence  of young singers, already famous among their peers, and songs from their new record album The films almost always consist of tender, chaste love stories along with a desire to have fun and dance without care.


That same year, the song was adapted into English by Errol Brown and Tony Wilson. A new cover version, produced by Mickie Most, was performed by Peter Noone and Herman's Hermits, reached #7 in New Zealand and #13 in the UK in 1970. It was the last single of the Herman's Hermits to feature Peter Noone.

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La Califfa
AKA: Lady Caliph
(1970)

As strikes rage on in Italy, an employee, the beautiful and fiery Irene (nicknamed Califfa), whose husband is killed during a demonstration, becomes a passionate militant on behalf of the strikers. She opposes the factory manager, Doberdò, who used to be himself a worker. Irene becomes Doberdò's lover and asks the workers to listen to the industrialist's proposals for a renewal of working terms along with worker participation in factory management. However, the industrialist's ideas are badly received by other industrialists. When he returns from yet another meeting with his lover, Doberdò is killed by assassins.


Adapted from his own novel of the same name, this Franco-Italian social drama was directed by Alberto Bevilacqua and stars Romy Schneider and Ugo Tognazzi.


This was originally announced as a starring vehicle for Anthony Quinn.


This film was entered into the 1971 Cannes Film Festival.


The film's music was composed by Ennio Morricone


Ugo Tognazzi and Romy Schneider

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Lady Caroline Lamb
(1972)

In Regency England, Lord William Lamb and Lady Caroline Lamb have just gotten married despite the protestations of his mother, Lady Melbourne, in she believing Caroline and her mother being inappropriate, most notably acting wildly "common", not up to the standards that their wealth and titles dictate. While she is guilty of similar acts as Caroline's mother, Lady Bessborough, such as infidelity, Lady Melbourne counters the important difference between them is discretion versus indiscretion in carrying out those acts. What neither William or Lady Melbourne knows about is Caroline's nervous constitution for which she self-medicates. William and Caroline's differences become apparent in their marriage which begin to drive them apart. Caroline becomes mutually attracted to equally wild but poor Lord Byron, they only openly beginning an affair after he becomes famous and wealthy from his published poetry, he becoming the toast of the town and catching the eye of many a young, adoring female. Believing that she is in love with Byron, Caroline goes to extreme lengths to hold onto him while she and William become to need the other emotionally for their own sanity. The problem for William is his up and coming political career which is only hindered by the outrageous behavior of his wife.


This British-Italian epic romantic drama was based on the life of Lady Caroline Lamb, novelist, sometime lover of Lord Byron and wife of politician William Lamb, 2nd Viscount Melbourne (later Prime Minister). Directed by Robert Bolt, it stars Sarah Miles, Jon Finch, Richard Chamberlain, Laurence Olivier, Ralph Richardson, John Mills, Margaret Leighton and Michael Wilding.


Writer and director Robert Bolt, who was married to Sarah Miles at the time, originally wanted longtime collaborator Sir David Lean to direct this movie from the screenplay that he wrote. The two had previously collaborated on Doctor Zhivago (1965), Ryan's Daughter (1970), and Lawrence of Arabia (1962). However, Lean was not interested in doing this movie, so Bolt directed it. This is the only film Bolt ever directed.


This movie shows Lady Caroline Lamb dying "of a broken heart" as a young woman soon after her separation from her husband. In reality, she lived on into middle age, many years after the end of her marriage, and died more prosaically of influenza. Also, Lady Caroline Lamb was addicted to laudanum, which is generally thought to be one of the contributing factors to her premature death. There is no reference to this specific addiction in the movie, although in the first scene Lady Bessborough offers Caroline a tincture of some sort for her nervousness, that tincture which most-likely is laudanum.


Timothy Dalton was contracted to play William Lamb in this adaptation, but was replaced at the last moment. Dalton sued the production company for breach of contract and won.


Two magnificent gala balls were staged for this movie, which featured a cast of around six hundred extras.


Miles and Bolt were not the only married pair involved with this film. In real life, Margaret Leighton and Michael Wilding were also a wedded couple.


This movie's critical and commercial failure dissuaded Robert Bolt from ever directing again and, some say, also led to the break-up of his marriage to Sarah Miles. Bolt and Miles remarried in 1988, the union lasting up until Bolt's death in 1995.



Richard Chamberlain

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And that's all for now, folks.

Tune in next time...

Same place, same channel.

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Renato dei Profeti in...
Lady Barbara 
(1970)

Wednesday, March 05, 2025

Wonderland Burlesque's As The Diva Turns! - Lizzo, Rebecca, & Halsey

Wonderland Burlesque's
As The Diva Turns!
Lizzo, Rebecca, & Halsey

Spotlighting some recent diva turns...

I must say, you are in for quite the treat.

Up first? Lizzo, as we've never seen or heard her before. Musically? It's vintage Avril Lavigne meets Broadway Camp. Visually? Hey, honey, Cher wants her weave and her outfit back and Michael Jackson's kids are looking for a payday. But, hey... it's all in good fun and good fun it is. Can this girl do anything wrong? She looks good! I'm thinking Super Bowl halftime!
 
Then, bringing us a bit of old-school Dallas drama, it's the ever-evolving Rebecca Black's wall of sound, smacking reality in the face with the floor-pounding ethereal promise of Salvation.

And finally, screeching away like a D.I.Y. punk rocker who's downed a few too many Adderall with a six-pack of Monster energy drinks, we have fan-favorite Halsey, exploring her inner dominatrix with the acidic slasher Safeword.

All in all, a trio of destined-to be-classic diva turns.

Tequila, do your job, girl, indeed!

Midweek hump?
Feeling in the dumps?
Here's some music to make your heart jump!
- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Love In Real Life - Lizzo 

Salvation - Rebecca Black

Safeword - Halsey




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Tuesday, March 04, 2025

Tuesday Titillation: It's Hockey Season! - Part VII

Tuesday Titillation: 
It's Hockey Season!
Part VII

Today, the blades hit the ice as we take a final look at gay porn's obsession with ice hockey.

I mean, let's face it... there is something rather gladiatorial about the whole thing. All that body contact! All that sweat. All that equipment!

I mean, these are the things that make for a great fetish.

All the men below seem quite prepared to deliver the goods for those so inclined.

Big stick? Check! Protective gear? Check! Nut cup in place? Check!

Enjoy this final peek behind the scenes.

And keep in mind - the Stanley Cup play-offs aren't until April!  So, you've still plenty of time to catch the action on the telly. But trust me...

It just won't be near as much fun. 

Yes, we've had our fun.
Now, enchanté...
Skate away!
- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
 
Blades - Arlo Parks

























Operation Blade (Bass In The Place) - Public Domain

Monday, March 03, 2025

Acquired Tastes XLIII: Gay Pulp Fiction, Part 214 - Jock Studs, Part 1 of 5

Acquired Tastes XLIII: 
Gay Pulp Fiction, Part 214
 Jock Studs
Part 1 of 5 

Today we take a look at the Jock Studs imprint.

Brought to you by the good people at Star Distributors, LTD., the Jock Studs imprint published 56 titles, from 1985-1988. Star Distributors, LTD. operated out of a P.O. Box at the Canal Street Station in New York City.

The cover design features colored erotic illustrations by Crag Esposito and an artist who goes by Clément. All of the authors are anonymous. Many of the titles, as was Star Distributors' practice, would be republished under different imprints, such as the Young Stallions imprint.

The topic of all these titles appears to be sports, or, more specifically, what happens in the locker room, off the field and court. 
 
The numbering system begins with JS-101 and continues thusly.

These books can be found for between $20 to $143!
 
Finding these titles is something of a challenge. I came up short twice times this week (thank you, Butch). Here are the first dozen titles. 

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 Tight-End Lovers
 Author: Anonymous 
Jock Studs
 1985 
JS-101

(Thanks, Butch!)

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 Showerroom Orgy
 Author: Anonymous 
Jock Studs
 1985 
JS-102

Available as a downloadable PDF or ebook at Hommi Publishing.

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 Naked Mascot
 Author: Anonymous 
Jock Studs
 1985 
JS-103

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 Team Heat
 Author: Anonymous 
Jock Studs
 1985 
JS-104

(Cover not found.)

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Quarterback’s Lover
 Author: Anonymous 
Jock Studs
 1985 
JS-105

(Thanks, Butch!)

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 Loving the Coach
 Author: Anonymous 
Jock Studs
 1985 
JS-106

(Thanks, Butch!)

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 Center Court Ballbuster
 Author: Anonymous 
Jock Studs
 1985 
JS-107

(Cover not found.)

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 Swim Team's Wet Party
 Author: Anonymous 
Jock Studs
 1985 
JS-108

Available as a downloadable PDF or ebook at Hommi Publishing.

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 Team Circle Jerk
 Author: Anonymous 
Jock Studs
 1985 
JS-109

Available as a downloadable PDF or ebook at Hommi Publishing.

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 Soccer Field Studs
 Author: Anonymous 
Jock Studs 
1985
 JS-110

(Cover not found.)

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 The Captain's Hot Rod
 Author: Anonymous 
Jock Studs
 1985 
JS-111

Available as a downloadable PDF or ebook at Hommi Publishing.

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 Center Field Catcher
 Author: Anonymous 
Jock Studs 
1985 
JS-112

(Thanks, Butch!)

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And that's all for now.

Next week: a dozen more tantalizing titles from the Jock Studs imprint.

Until then...

Thanks for reading!

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Here's The Thing - Sports Team