Weekend Onesie:
How Do You Land A Marine?
Land, sea, or air - the Marines are there!
But... just how do you land a marine?
Well, according to these two gabby gals, Janet and Elsie, the secret is?
Don't stink!
Who knew it was that easy?
Oh, and it seems it also helps if you're blonde, beautiful and charming (along with a bit strategic!)
Yes, the Marines!
According to their own propaganda: they do get around.
Apparently, all you have to do is find one of their warships and there they are!
So, do your duty - active serve - or better yet, sign up for some of that three in one service. (Sounds good to me.)
What, too old? No such thing. They're always looking for experienced seamen.
You can enlist today for two, three or four years (which also happens to be the average length of any 'serious' relationship - you know, the kind where you stay together long enough to truly loath each other.)
Oh, and did I mention... there's opportunity for travel and adventure?
So, why wait? Make like a Marine...
Let's finish the job!
I was once in a nine month relationship with a Marine.
He was previously stationed down in Puerto Rico.
Let's just say... he sure showed 'em what a hammock was made for!
- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
Tell It To The Marines - Kay Kyser and his Orchestra
Send The Marines - Tom Leher
1 comment:
Gorgeous men.
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