Weekend Onesie: Midwinter Blues? Get Busy!

Weekend Onesie: 

Midwinter Blues? 

Get Busy!

By mid-February a certain malaise can set in.

The cure?

Get busy... busy like Barbie!

A visit to your local library can set you on the right path and rid you of those nasty midwinter blues!

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Yes, get busy, like Barbie. Very busy. 

Barbie has been so many things over the years, but one thing she has never been?

Depressed and anxious enough to go on meds!

Sadly, the same can't be said for this polar bear family. 

And that's where your local pharmacist comes in.

Be like Jerry and Jimmy... and grab all the free samples you can!

Looking for something more hands on?

Be like the lady in the handsome vest.

Volunteer. Be someone who cares!

Trust me. Doing so, you will meet the most interesting people.

And can ask them probing, inappropriate questions, such as...

Which one of you chews the food?

Who holds the weenie?

After all, they do say two heads are better than one.

Curious by nature?

Perhaps being an amatuer detective is something that might interest you.

Just be careful!

Don't get carried away and join the circus.

And, if John Wayne Gacy has taught us anything...

 Never sit on a clown's lap!

All this talk has piqued your interest?

Interested in the booming entertainment industry?

Here's something that's long overdue for a comeback. 

Ventriloquism!

Just don't get all racist with it like Jeff Dunham!

Nobody likes an asshole.

And speaking of having your hand up the backside of someone...

 Perhaps something more physical in nature might appeal to you.

What? No pool?

Well, don't let that stop you.

Be like Dee Dee!

In the end (which is where this coach appears to be headed)...

Keep in mind, spring is right around the corner.

So, perhaps now is the time to prepare for things to do once the snow and cold become distant memories. 

But be careful.

(See above warning about clowns and John Wayne Gacy.)

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Whatever you decide to get involved with...

Have fun, and be safe. As for me?

 Oh, I'll just stick to finding random tricks on Grindr and Sniffies.

And don't worry about me!

Ha, ha, ha, ha...

(I know a John Wayne Gacy when I see one!)

Busy Child - Crystal Method