Friday Fun: Happy National Custodian Day!
Never piss off a janitor!
That's one take away from today's Friday Fun.
I must say, this was a new one to me. Never heard of this day. But then, that was the first of many new discoveries as I began creating this post.
Like, did you know there was a whole sub-genre of gay porn dedicated to janitors? I mean, it makes sense... like pizza deliver boys, television repairmen, plumbers - these are the folks we rely on for convenient porn/fantasy set-ups. So, I guess it makes sense that custodians would play a part in such potentially scintillating shenanigans.
Did you also know that sites like Bound Gods view custodians as predators who kidnap and torture unsuspecting faculty and misbehaving students in their little maintenance lairs? Heaven help the student who draws a big old penis on the stall wall in the boy's bathroom! There's even an homage to Freddy Kruger and his razor talons pre-BBQ! Eeek! I, personally will never look at a roll of duct tape or a mop handle the same way again!
I was shocked. And appalled. And then shocked again. And, no... not intrigued. So not intrigued. Yep, what you see is what you get, I am looking no further!
Like, did you know there was a whole sub-genre of gay porn dedicated to janitors? I mean, it makes sense... like pizza deliver boys, television repairmen, plumbers - these are the folks we rely on for convenient porn/fantasy set-ups. So, I guess it makes sense that custodians would play a part in such potentially scintillating shenanigans.
Did you also know that sites like Bound Gods view custodians as predators who kidnap and torture unsuspecting faculty and misbehaving students in their little maintenance lairs? Heaven help the student who draws a big old penis on the stall wall in the boy's bathroom! There's even an homage to Freddy Kruger and his razor talons pre-BBQ! Eeek! I, personally will never look at a roll of duct tape or a mop handle the same way again!
I was shocked. And appalled. And then shocked again. And, no... not intrigued. So not intrigued. Yep, what you see is what you get, I am looking no further!
Actually... in light of all I have learned, I may consider a late-in-life career change.
I could get into perpetrating a little bondage-lite on a willing cutie. Any volunteers?
That aside... here is my own custodian story.
Jesse was our high school janitor. He was Hispanic in a very white, very small town. He ran a shoe repair shop not far from my house and had a son named Dan, who went to my high school. Everyone loved Jesse. He was kind and always had a smile to share. His son was equally loved. A tackle on the varsity football team, he would be elected Homecoming King his senior year. That's how much everyone loved Jesse and Dan.
Just wanted to share this story to demonstrate that custodians are, indeed, good people deserving of our love and respect... and not BDSM crazed predators.
Also... not all small towns are bigoted hell holes. Well, unless you're gay. Then, yes... they are, indeed, all bigoted hell holes. Yeah, nobody elected me Homecoming King... or Queen.
That aside... here is my own custodian story.
Jesse was our high school janitor. He was Hispanic in a very white, very small town. He ran a shoe repair shop not far from my house and had a son named Dan, who went to my high school. Everyone loved Jesse. He was kind and always had a smile to share. His son was equally loved. A tackle on the varsity football team, he would be elected Homecoming King his senior year. That's how much everyone loved Jesse and Dan.
Just wanted to share this story to demonstrate that custodians are, indeed, good people deserving of our love and respect... and not BDSM crazed predators.
Also... not all small towns are bigoted hell holes. Well, unless you're gay. Then, yes... they are, indeed, all bigoted hell holes. Yeah, nobody elected me Homecoming King... or Queen.
Not even fucking Snow Prince.
Sigh.
Keep It Clean - Camera Obscura
Sigh.
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Wishing you all a FABULOUSLY GAY weekend!
Find your joy, wrap your arms around it and squeeze for all you're worth!
- Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
Keep It Clean - Charley Jordan
Keep It Clean - Camera Obscura
6 comments:
My janitor story involves a caretaker at a church close to where I live. I met this sexy guy at a local cruising spot. I was still a nervous young man and reluctant to do anything too publicly so I asked if he knew anywhere that we could go. He told me to get into my car and to follow him. He pulled up outside the church, told me that he was the caretaker and that he had the keys. He led me into a back room where he undid his trousers and I dropped to my knees. It felt very strange having sex in a church, but it did not stop me swapping phone numbers and going back there with him several times!
And yes, my own experience of small towns is that they are bigoted hell holes – especially if you are gay!
from my all-time fave tv show:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X6ZSmioYc8
Ohhh yes!
The old gay trope of the hot janitor. When I was in high school I made out with a very hot guy who used to take care of the grounds. He was a little older but oh so hot.
And talking about hot, you posted Colby Jensen, my all-time-go-to spank material. Bravo!
And I loved Camera Obscura!
XOXO
P.S. Anne Marie, I liked that video, too! Masterpiece Theater?
It takes all kinds of fetishes to make the world go 'round. But fisting and scat creep me out.
Well, my own janitor story is pretty tame... At a local gym and in the showers (like a couple of the photos you shared). The guy shows up and watched me shower. Never touched his cock but he certainly had a bulge going. He never approached me. But I wouldn't have minded if he had. Happy Custodian's Day!
Well, I can slip on a onesie and drop paper on the floor and bend over to pick it pick it up, if you want to celebrate the day?
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