Weekend Onesie: Woman! Medicate Thyself!

Weekend Onesie: 

Woman! Medicate Thyself!

You just can't keep a good woman down... or can you?

Mid-winter blues got you staring at the dust bunnies under your bed?

Well, lucky for you gals, there's a cure for that... according to Madison Avenue and Big Pharma.

And we ain't talking the latest in Swiffer technology.

Yes! Medicate thyself.

Why cope, when you can dope?

Just take a look at all the wonders that science has to offer those of us feeling not quite up to snuff.

That's right, ladies. You didn't think you could keep this all to yourselves, now did you?

Let's all do it!

Take their cure? And you won't be singin' the blues no more, no more!

 

Go ahead, pick your poison.

But be sure to educate...

Before you medicate.

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque.

Meds - Placebo

 

Let's talk about it... 

Put yourself in the hands of modern medicine.

Or self-medicate.

Perhaps something traditional.

But don't overdo!

Why suffer on a daily basis?

Or monthly?

Make it easy on yourself... and them.

Nobody likes a jumpy Mary!

Restore your sense of well-being.

Or get a bit of extra energy.

Or get a lot.

Yes, put that zip back in your step.

After all, those dust bunnies aren't going to chase themselves.

But do learn to 'cope'.

So you can get back to what's important...

...to others.

Why do battle with life?

When you can surrender?

Why feel imprisoned? 

When you can medicate!

Medicate Me - Chapter and Verse feat. Lizzy Farrall