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Saturday, January 13, 2024

Weekend Onesie: Bad Parents

Weekend Onesie:
Bad Parents

There are children books to help parents explain away everything these days, even when Mommy and Daddy are bad.

Real or not... you know, in this day and age, if these aren't actual books, they damn well should be.

It was much easier in my day...

We kept our family secrets, bottled our emotions, and took the occasional push down the stairs or smack across the kisser in stride. Such fare was simply part of growing up. Throw 'God' into the mix and we are talking some high-octane psychological trauma. 

Ah, childhood memories.

Books like these? 

They rob hardworking therapists of future revenue.

Hoping all your childhood memories keep you warm at night.
And if not?
Well, there's always gin, my dears.
- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Protective Mom - SNL







Protective Mom II - SNL

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