Weekend Onesie: Curious Summer

Weekend Onesie: 

Curious Summer

If I had a beer for every time I heard this one...

Curious men. Love 'em? Loathe 'em.

They're everywhere you turn. 

Personally? I don't have time for them. 

I mean, I certainly understand their situation... but it's not mine to help them with. I simply don't have the bandwidth or the patience. 

Take that crap to a sex worker who gives a rat's ass. 

I am no man's 'experiment.' (Unless it's something new to both of us.)

And who knew that a brewery from Wisconsin could be so sly? 

What? We're reading something more into this than intended? Shut your mouth!

Or open it... and pour in a cold one. 

Either way, trust me... something's going down that throat!

Ah, the boys of summer.

May they remain golden as the sun's warming rays.

And as plentiful as the pleasures found when 'him' meets 'him.'

-uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

At the country club...

In urban settings...

And even 'homo' on the range!

There is a whole series of these ads. 

Something for every season.

Don't worry... we'll get to them.

Bi-Curious - eto