Wonderland Burlesque's I Wish Quiz

Wonderland Burlesque's

 I Wish Quiz

Today's quiz is all about things you wish were real or that you could create and make a reality.

The people involved can be living or dead - it's your wish, so you get what you want.

Nothing's off the table. Let your imagination go. Open up your id. Make like Frozen and Let It Go!

So? Close your eyes, click your heels three times and...

Make a wish!

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1/ Movie you wish someone would make.

Remember the 1994 movie, Guarding Tess? It starred Shirley MacLaine as a former first lady of the United States and Nicolas Cage playing the Secret Service agent in charge of protecting her.

Yeah.

I want to do something similar. 

Only it's about the orange ogre (played by William Shatner) and a pair of Secret Service agents ordered to protect him, played by Wanda Sykes and Bridget Everett. Hank Azaria has a supporting role as the orange ogre's 'doctor.' A botox-filled Gwyneth Paltrow plays I-Stanka, Jennifer Lopez is Melanoma, a coked-out Steve Buscemi plays Cokehead Jr., Jennifer Coolidge as Cokehead Jr.'s girlfriend, Ben Affleck as Tweedle Dumb,  and a piece of Formica plays Kushner.   

Lots of fun with clandestine trips to The Red Door Clinic, scraping fast food off the walls, and playing 'hide the cocaine' with Cokehead Jr. In the end, the two agents stumble on the 15 boxes of missing classified documents... and that is when the hilarity really begins!

2/ Person you wish would star in a gay porn film.

Since I don't believe in straight actors playing gay men, that limits my choices just a bit... 

But I think I want Doogie Hauser, M.D. to get gang banged by The Pride Studio crew.

Yeah, Neil Patrick Harris, you bend over the back of that couch and take it up the man pussy like the little bitch we all know you truly want to be. 

No. Sorry. I really love the dude. So I mean all of this in the best way possible. 

I just really would like to see the cum run out of his tight little ass. 

Please excuse how graphic this is... but, yes, obviously, I've given this some thought.

3/ Songwriter you wish to write a song with.

I'd pick Janis Ian, but I don't think she has the patience to collaborate. Musically, she's so advanced, I would bore her to death and she'd just want to leave early.

I'd love to gather Bruce Roberts, Carole Bayer Sager, Peter Allen, and Melissa Manchester together, but we'd just end up falling all over each other, getting in each other's way.

So... I'd go with either Roberts (who I suspect wouldn't like me much) or Manchester (because we'd have a good laugh, if nothing else.)

So, Manchester... I'd want to tap her earth mother persona. 

4/ Music Duet you wish to hear.

There are so many... but - here's one.

Sam Smith and Alison Moyet.

It's a good marriage. He brings the fey upper tones, she brings her deep-basin alto. 

Together? They could sing anything. 

5/ Concert or event you wish existed

Gay-La-La-Palooza.

I want all the divas and queens present. It runs Wednesday thru Sunday. Headlining various nights: Elton John with The Pet Shop Boys and Erasure, kd lang with Melissa Ethridge, Vanessa Carlton and Brandi Carlile, Frank Ocean with Lil Nas X, The Scissor Sisters with Goldfrapp, and Janelle Monáe.  

There would be a Totally Queer tent, for acts like Sophie, Mina Caputo, Young M.A, Syd, Big Freedia, Ezra Furman, PWR BTTM, Kevin Abstract, Taco Cat, Pabllo Vittar, Ferras, Brockhampton and Anohi.

A tent for legacy acts like The Indigo Girls, Joan Jett, The Tom Robinson Band, Wendy & Lisa, Boy George, Tracy Chapman, Frenchie Davis, Ani DiFranco and Me'shell Ndegeocello,

A tent for all the drag queens who sing and slay... Trixie Mattel is the hostess! Ginger, Alaska and Jinkx. Peppermint, Willam, and Sharon Needles, too.

Ty Hendron, Rufus Wainwright, Wrabel, Peaches, Mika, Adam Lambert, Tegan and Sara, Pansy Division, Halsey, Tove Lo, Ricky Martin, Orville Peck, Chely Wright, Shamir, Troye Sivan, Sam Smith, Justin Tranter, A Great Big World... 

Just imagine the green room chatter!

Yes, it needs to be a gay old time for all.

Which means Morrissey isn't invited - because he'd just put the piss on everything.

6/ Artist you wish would paint your portrait.

Tamara de Lempicka.

Adore her work.

And... she'd make me look timeless.

And I've always wanted to be beautiful.

7/ Fashion Designer you wish would design a line of clothing exclusively for you.

Edith Head.

My life is a motion picture - well, not these days, but that could change!

I'd tell her... just go mad, darling. I want themes and hidden meanings.

Aww, the reality...

I'd just want Jill Sanders and a really fantastic dry cleaner. 

8/ Architect you wish would design you a home.

Kodasema - I adore Koda's micro homes. 

Another I would consider is a portable house by Ábaton Arquitectura.

I simply adore the economy of space, the lack of impact on the environment and the mobility factor.

Though I do worry about the bathroom situation, which is why I need mine specially designed. I don't do tiny bathrooms. I like high ceilings and lots elbow room. I really only need three rooms - an office/kitchenette, a studio/living room (a real piano is a must) and a big bathroom with a stackable washer/dryer. I can sleep anywhere. Even the floor.

It's what lies outside the house that is of more importance. I want to be out there in the air. And there needs to be a bit of integration between the two.

9/ A place you wish would remain the same forever.

You'd think I'd say the prairie, but no. It's nature's nature to change, grow, alter, diminish, transpire. 

I wouldn't deny such a beautiful place it's process. 

Nope.

I pick my basement studio. There is something timeless about it. I love it's flow and openness. I love how compact it is. And I love the sense of safety it provides. It's a bunker. 

It separates me from the world. 

That said, I do have renovation plans. It needs a bit of finish work and the kitchenette area is dire. I know exactly what I want, and have the financial means to accomplish it. I simply need to find the right person to do the work. Everybody I think to ask turns out to be a bit of a fuck up. I find the perfect sort of handy person, and we hire him to do work on one of our properties and before you know it, issues arise. 

So, not sure when I will pull the trigger. 

In the meantime... I feel safe. 

This place? It makes me happy.

10/ Pair of people you wish were running mates for the 2024 election

Ideally? Elizabeth Warren and AOC. 

They'd flush this country's toilet quite quick.

It would just be nice to hear from people who speak the truth for a change.

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And that's enough of me.

Okay, your turn.

Leave your answers in the comments section, or post on your blog and leave a link here.

That's all for today. Until next time...

Thanks for reading... and participating!

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