Weekend Onesie: LUX For Stinky Undies

Weekend Onesie:

LUX For Stinky Undies

Oh, for heaven's sake, Edith!

Nothing sells like shame!

And nothing smells like day-old panties.

That's right! Change 'em every day, ladies.

Or run the risk of being one of 'those' girls...

Or? Be like Madonna... and always carry a couple extra pair in your purse!

Then?  Just rinse that stink out in the sink.

Easy, breezy, beautiful... you got this covered, girl.

A little freshness goes a long way.

Keep yours smelling like spring!

Psst... Wash your junk, Edith.

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Bad Girl - Madonna

The unmentionables shall be mentioned!

For those undies are terrible gossips.

Yes, they will tell on you!

And you best listen to what they are telling you.

For it's nothing compared to what others will be saying about you behind your back.

So, get with the program, Helen.

Before you become known as 'that' girl.

Yes, become a member of the change daily girls.

Fresh, every morning.

Present your best self to the world.

Yes, it's a bit of a chore...

Simply make it part of your bedtime ritual!

For the smiles which greet you shall be their own reward.

After all... we don't want to be single...

We want to mingle!

Take Ellen for example... a cautionary tale, for sure.

And once you have him... remember - you have to keep him.

So get on board, sister!

Pearls of wisdom... those tiny diamonds of Lux!

Bad Girls - M.I.A