Weekend Onesie: So Gay!

Weekend Onesie: 

So Gay!

Yes... 

Gay days ahead!

So, be sure to step out in style...

...while keeping that air of mystery alive.

After all, every dog has it's day.

And when it comes to being gay...

It's all sparkles and spangles!

Unless you want to go a more traditional route.

You know, like father, like son.

Yes, it's boots on the ground time, dears.

And don't forget to accessorize!

But then, why settle for the subtlety of a ribbon...

When you can wear a hanky?

That's right. Put it right out there for all to see.

What? All dressed up and no place to go?

Then throw yourself a party, my dear!

So many locations to choose from.

Just make sure there's great music.

And indulge in the beverage of your choice.

  Pop a cork...

Or caffienate...

Develop a bit of a crush.

Spot something you like?

Use your wiles to steer him your direction.

What? Not feeling it?

There are alternatives. 

To get you in the mood.

Pharmaceuticals?

Go the route of Sally. 

Or this Sally.

I hear Betty's holding, too. 

Remember... Life is anyone's guess.

So, come prepared!

You don't have to be Einstein to  guess what Rod does with Vaseline!

Remember: Caring dad's always lube!

What? Before and after??

Of course, there are more organic means.

No matter which way you choose to go...

Be a good boy...

Wrap it up, my love!

And live to party another day.

Wishing you all the very best.

Play safe, children.

(And beware of party favors!)

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

I'm Not Gay - J Pee