Friday Fun:
Happy National Soft Pretzel Month!
Here's my educational contribution for the day:
From The Urban Dictionary:
Pretzel Dick - A penis that is bent in a weird shape or form.
What Causes 'Bent' Penis Syndrome?
Fibrous plaque on corpus restricts symmetrical erection and acts like a tether, of sorts, causing curvature. The more you know!
To be honest? I like a little curve. And sometimes? A lot of curve. I actually love the ones that turn south. A curved one is more likely to discover a spot or two that you were not aware of, making for some unexpected pleasure.
I don't find any of these to be that extreme- and there were some out there. Unfortunately, those pics didn't include a face, and, typically, if I show your dick there needs to be a face to go with it. I think its a shame. Everybody should be proud of what they have to work with.
P.S. These do not come with hot mustard.
Unless you're willing to put in the effort.
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Have a lovely weekend.
Wishing you all the very best.
Enjoy!
- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
Twist It - Ray Charles feat. The Blues Brothers
Pretzel Logic - Steely Dan
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8 comments:
a not perfectly straight cock increases the pleasure of the fucked one!
Ohhh I see what you did there....
And I like them curving up. Yes, I do.
XOXO
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MY CITY KNOWS PRETZELS! been eating these since the 60s; bought them in school for five cents. I like mine without the salt. soft pretzels are philly street food! PS - auntie anne's and all the rest are shit compared to REAL philly pretzels!
oh, were there cocks in this post? I must have missed them while celebrating PRETZELS!
I never knew it was such a common occurrence.
There's curved and then there's **curved**. Then there's bent. Holy crap. But, would I turn any of them down> Most likely....not. Happy weekend!
Curved down for oral, and curved up for the other. That blonde hairy chested guy's dick looked dangerous!
I just go crazy for a curved cock. The waterfall is perfect for deep throating. Those crazy curves are going to hit pleasure spots you never knew existed.
I know one guy you has a nice curve of a dick when hard. It's great fun when he's east!
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