Friday, April 02, 2021
Friday Fun: Happy National Soft Pretzel Month!
Happy National Soft Pretzel Month!
Here's my educational contribution for the day:
From The Urban Dictionary:
Pretzel Dick - A penis that is bent in a weird shape or form.
What Causes 'Bent' Penis Syndrome?
Fibrous plaque on corpus restricts symmetrical erection and acts like a tether, of sorts, causing curvature. The more you know!
Granted most of these pretzels are not soft. But they are all hot, delicious and a bit salty.
To be honest? I like a little curve. And sometimes? A lot of curve. I actually love the ones that turn south. A curved one is more likely to discover a spot or two that you were not aware of, making for some unexpected pleasure.
I don't find any of these to be that extreme- and there were some out there. Unfortunately, those pics didn't include a face, and, typically, if I show your dick there needs to be a face to go with it. I think its a shame. Everybody should be proud of what they have to work with.
P.S. These do not come with hot mustard.
Unless you're willing to put in the effort.
Have a lovely weekend.
Wishing you all the very best.
- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
Twist It - Ray Charles feat. The Blues Brothers
Pretzel Logic - Steely Dan