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Friday, April 02, 2021

Friday Fun: Happy National Soft Pretzel Month!

Friday Fun: 
Happy National Soft Pretzel Month!

Here's my educational contribution for the day:

From The Urban Dictionary:

Pretzel Dick - A penis that is bent in a weird shape or form.

What Causes 'Bent' Penis Syndrome?

Fibrous plaque on corpus restricts symmetrical erection and acts like a tether, of sorts, causing curvature. The more you know!

Granted most of these pretzels are not soft. But they are all hot, delicious and a bit salty.

To be honest? I like a little curve.  And sometimes? A lot of curve. I actually love the ones that turn south. A curved one is more likely to discover a spot or two that you were not aware of, making for some unexpected pleasure.

I don't find any of these to be that extreme- and there were some out there. Unfortunately, those pics didn't include a face, and, typically, if I show your dick there needs to be a face to go with it. I think its a shame. Everybody should be proud of what they have to work with. 

P.S. These do not come with hot mustard.

Unless you're willing to put in the effort.

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Have a lovely weekend.
Wishing you all the very best. 
- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Twist It - Ray Charles feat. The Blues Brothers

Pretzel Logic - Steely Dan


Xersex said...

a not perfectly straight cock increases the pleasure of the fucked one!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Ohhh I see what you did there....
And I like them curving up. Yes, I do.


anne marie in philly said...

MY CITY KNOWS PRETZELS! been eating these since the 60s; bought them in school for five cents. I like mine without the salt. soft pretzels are philly street food! PS - auntie anne's and all the rest are shit compared to REAL philly pretzels!

oh, were there cocks in this post? I must have missed them while celebrating PRETZELS!

SickoRicko said...

I never knew it was such a common occurrence.

whkattk said...

There's curved and then there's **curved**. Then there's bent. Holy crap. But, would I turn any of them down> Most likely....not. Happy weekend!

Jimmy said...

Curved down for oral, and curved up for the other. That blonde hairy chested guy's dick looked dangerous!

Gary M. said...

I just go crazy for a curved cock. The waterfall is perfect for deep throating. Those crazy curves are going to hit pleasure spots you never knew existed.

Mistress Maddie said...

I know one guy you has a nice curve of a dick when hard. It's great fun when he's east!