So, I might have taken a bit of a creative license with this one...
This kink rather intrigues me, intellectually. The physical realization? Not at all.
If I'm on my knees that long, it's for one thing only... and it's not praying.
But, never mind me. I saw today's holiday and thought we should take this opportunity to reacquaint ourselves with a few 'best practices' when it comes to training a pup.
Owners should never allow their pups to roam freely in public spaces without a leash. You never know what they might bring home!
If, while out in public, your pup becomes aggressive in the presence of other pups, be sure to tug his leash lightly. If he continues to show aggression, remove him from the situation by taking him in another room to remind him how much you love him. He also may be in need of a drink.
If your pup takes an aggressive stance toward another pup, before he pounces, distract him, or slowly move yourself physically between the two. In this way, you can diffuse the situation without putting yourself at risk of injury. Look your pup directly in the eye and tell him what a good boy he is. Stroking him gently may also serve as a distraction. Do it well, and he will forget all about that other pup.
Is your pup showing signs of anxiety? This is a perfect opportunity to place him in his kennel. He sees the kennel as a 'safe place'. Limiting his space and removing stimulation is a surefire way to get your pup's tail wagging again in no time.
Be sure to wash your pup's food and water dishes on a regular basis. You wouldn't eat out of a dirty dish, and neither should your pup.
I would suggest that you buy your pup a few good quality toys. As part of a fun outing, you could take him with you so he can pick out his own. But be careful. Don't buy him too many, or he may lose interest in playing with you.
Another fun outing? An hour or two at the beach. And, if you should find yourself alone, feel free to allow him off-leash. But, before packing him back up in the car, be sure to check your pup for sand. You know only too well how it can get in those tiny nooks and crannies and we wouldn't want your pup getting it all over the upholstery of your vehicle.
Never leave your pup chained-up unattended. This is a big no-no! They can easily become entangled and create a choking situation.