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Friday, July 30, 2021

Friday Fun: Happy National Talk In An Elevator Day!

Friday Fun: 
Happy National Talk In An Elevator Day!

Everybody's experienced this: you get on to a crowded elevator and everybody stares straight ahead, mute as that panel of buttons everyone keeps pushing.

Well, that pushes my buttons. 

So I am super happy there's such a thing as National Talk In An Elevator Day.

When I used to work in an office tower on the 30th floor in downtown Minneapolis, the elevator rides were the worst. Surrounded by supposed 'work colleagues' and not a one of them would so much as make eye contact.

Once I rode up with a women who was dressed impeccably - like a news anchor - and I told her so. Most uncomfortable elevator ride of my life. I don't know if it was because I dared to talk to her or if she found my comment offensive (it wasn't), but the chill in that elevator could've stopped global warming in its tracks.

After moving on to a different company, different building - I made a point to take the stairs. It's good exercise, plus... you're no longer a stationary target.

Not that I don't love me an elevator. 

'Cuz I do love pushin' me some buttons. All that smooth up and down action? Mmm hmmm.

I mean... given the right circumstances?

Why talk at all?



Let's give 'em somethin' to talk about!

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Wishing you all the best.
Have a lovely weekend.
- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Elevator To The Gallows - Senses Fail

Elevator Love - Guy Sebastian

Elevator Song - Dubstar

Elephant Elevator Operator Song - Sesame Street


Sixpence Notthewiser said...

I don't feel comfortable in elevators, but if anybody says hi, I'll say hi too.
And you posted JJ Knight! Yay!


Mistress Maddie said...

A hot friday post!!!!! I love Senses Fail....and was tickle when they used Tammie Brown for the video.

And I have seen that Elevator Pitch porn. Talk about two well endowed boys. I always wanted sex in a elevator. I suspect that might never happen. The hottest thing close to it was a guy I was dating. We were in a crowd elevator...and had not yet had sex. The elevator kept getting more I ended up behind him...where i got hard. I ended up pressing my cock into his back side. We finally had sex that night....but turns off he get off highly only from watching another or mutual jack off. Needless to say we didn't date long...but that Elevator moment was hot and stayed in my mind all these years. His ads was hot. I can still feel me my grinding it hard into his backside. I imagine my erection once off the elevator must have been noticeable.

whkattk said...

If you got stuck in an elevator with a hot guy, what would you do? LOL.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the song "Love in an Elevator" by Aerosmith would be a good soundtrack to today's postings. LOL

SickoRicko said...

What a very hot post!

Hound of Hecate said...

Why have I never come here before? 😍