Friday Fun: Grow One For World Beard Day

Friday Fun: 

Grow One For World Beard Day

The first Saturday in September (tomorrow!) is World Beard Day - a day when all things facially furry and masculine are celebrated and revered.

Now, I know, this is short notice, but... to get in on the fun, one really must grow one. 

And a bit of scruff? Well, I suppose it will have to do...

Now...

I do like a long one. 

The feel of it in my hands. Though, girth plays an important role, as well.

Give it a tug? And the one attached picks up on any and all suggestions mighty quick. 

The short stout ones? Well, they do offer quite a different sensation, but..  can be just as fulfilling. 

As for those that are trimmed and sculpted?  Why, that can result in a rather devilish appearance, don't you agree? 

Do keep them clean. No one likes a nasty surprise.

And do display them proudly whenever possible.

Personally? There's nothing I like to see at the prairie more than one jutting out, making its presence known.

Point it in my direction? I will make like Diana Ross and 'reach out and touch.'

I do so love to watch them grow.

I find it quite magical. 

And once they reach their zenith and are fully flush? The appearance, no matter the size, is nothing short of majestic. Truly breathtaking. One of nature's finest moments.

Why...

One's jaw will simply drop at the sight of it.

Hope you all catch sight of something jaw dropping this weekend.

It's all in the eye... and, frequently, the hands... of the beholder.

Enjoy, my dears.

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

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