Happy National Craft Jerky Day
So, craft yourself a nice jerk!
(Mean lady with oversized glasses wearing a housecoat, badly dyed hair in curlers and a gash of a mouth painted red who lives in my haunted head steps out from the shadows...)
What duzzat mean?
Why you gotta make everything so dirty, huh?
What's wrong wif you?
Yer momma never teach ya anything nice?
You gotta dirty up everything ya touch?
Jeeze Louise.
You serious?
"Craft yo-self a nice jerk?"
What izz zat? Huh?
What's wrong wif you?
Somebody comes up wif a perfectly nice holly-day and der goes you... makin' it all dirty.
Der auto be a law, chrissake!
Now get outta here, ya low life...
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Have a lovely weekend.
Enjoy!
(And craft yourself a nice jerk!)
- Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
Back and Forth - Cameo
Let It Whip - Dazz Band
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5 comments:
Hahahahaha
Let it whip!
That lady sounded super scary though.
But that’s some fantastic inspiration you’ve posted today.
Yum.
XoXo
Yay! Black Friday. I hope tomorrow will be Middle Eastern Saturday!
"let it whip" - a song you turn up L-O-U-D! and who wants a hunka beef jerky? WE ALL DO!
Tell that old woman to STFU. LOL. Ain't ***nothin'*** wrong with crafting a nice beef jerk.
Enjoy your weekend, Upton!
What a fantazmagoricle post!
You are such a creative writer.
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