Friday Fun: Happy Global Garbage Man Day

Friday Fun: 

Happy Global Garbage Man Day

Are you a whore-der?

Your man ever treat you like garbage?

Maybe you got a thing for back alleys and dumpsters?

Into trashy ass men?

Whatever the case may be, this could be your holiday!

Today is Global Garbage Man Day.

Now, I am not suggesting you treat your man like garbage. Or risk getting arrested having man sex next to the dumpster behind your local Waffle House. Oh, hell no.

Nor do I want you leaving something nasty for your garbage man to find, thinking you be all cute and sexy like. Oh, no, child. Those men? They work hard. They got no need nor do they deserve to put up with your homo sex shenanigan's. 

Then again, they say 10% of the general population be gay. So, you got a 10% chance of finding you a gay garbage man who'll put up with your alley cat ways. Who knows... could be a match in heaven.

Lord knows, garbage men are used to dealing with nasty things.

Mmm hmm. Oh, yes, I said it.

And bae? Bring some poppers. (Helps with the smell.)

My weave on straight?

Anyhoo. 

Have you some fun. In whatever way you please. 

In a way, honey? When you think about it?

We all trash.

June is busting out all over.

 Somebody better get me a rag so I can clean up after her!

Have a lovely weekend, babies.

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Trash - Tyler Glenn

Trash - Suede

Trash - Roxy Music

I Love Trash - Oscar The Grouch