Weekend Onesie: Become A Vampire!

Weekend Onesie: 

Become A Vampire!

Just in time for Halloween.

Why merely dress up when you can live the dream? (Or nightmare, depending on how you look at it.)

Look at all you get:

Curse Of The Undead: Horrifying instructions and incantations to change humans into vampires.

The Origin And History Of Vampires: A darkly enlightening theme by the world's leading authority on Vampirism, Prof. Raoul Kasatrovich.

Vampire Fangs: Realistic and frightening! They glow in the dark to help you track down victims in the night!

Your Own Personal Pet Vampire Bat: Jet black, rubbery and life-like! No true Vampire should be without one. 

Plus! Six Wallet-sized Photos of the most blood-curdling vampires of all time, as portrayed by Bela Lugosi, Christopher Lee, David Peel, and John Van Eyssen

That's a lot of 'fang' for your buck!

So, rush your order today!

You'll be the belle of the ball.

Just imagine how good you'll become at sucking!

Strike while you still have time.

There's no time like the present.

Plus... you get to wear a cape!

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Suck My Kiss - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Suck It And See - Arctic Monkeys