Weekend Onesie:
Tis The Season Of The Witch
With Halloween right around the corner, I thought it prudent to share this now, so one might prepare properly.
These things do take time.
Now, I know several of you already have the most essential accessory for this position - a kitty. Just make sure they are on board with your decision to pursue this before filling out the application form.
According to the ad, those that complete these courses will be able to practice ESP, project their psychic body, develop self-healing and become a mystic master!
So, I guess it's a master degree of sorts. Won't that impress them at the office?
And apparently, the rewards are well worth that $3.99. Not only do you you get your name listed in the Academy, you also get the assistance of The Council Of Elders!
If you need further proof of just how effective becoming a witch can be, take a look at those testimonials. J.M. from Ohio used to worry about bills. Suddenly, and inexplicably, he no longer does and has no idea how to explain this phenomena. M.W. of Arizona's husband got the exact job The Council was working for him to get. J.E. from California not only managed to get himself enough cash to purchase a new car but also lend his son-in-law $30! And B.S. of Oklahoma's relationship with her boyfriend has never been better.
What more proof do you need?
It's all win-win, once you're a witch.
So, don't procrastinate. There's no time like the present.
Plus, you'll know exactly what to dress up as for Halloween!
Wishing you all the greatest success!
New adventures are just around the corner.
Craft yourself a bit of fun this weekend!
- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
W.I.T.C.H - Devon Cole
Season Of The Witch - Donovan
3 comments:
Im a witch already...I put spells on men to drop their jeans. How did you think I got so much dick?
* now you will start to feel the need to relax Upton...lie back, relax, unzip and unbutton your jeans.......*
Love the naked guy with the horns.
Dress up for Hallowe'en? But these witches are barely dressed at all! You won't catch me starkers on a Broom at this time of year - too cold!
(Although I may have to get my Broom out to make off with goat-boy in your penultimate picture)
'Season of the Witch' always reminds me of the Nicole Kidman film 'To Die For', as it plays over Illeana Douglas' character ice skating over Suzanne's corpse at the end. Fab!
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