Weekend Onesie: Big Beefy Boy Burgers

 

Weekend Onesie:

Big Beefy Boy Burgers

On many gay hook-up/dating apps and sites, while setting up your profile, you are asked to provide a number of descriptive characteristics. Nothing out of the ordinary really (except for those sites that want to know how big your dick is - or isn't). It's the usual stuff: eye color, hair color, cut/uncut, fur, scruff, height, weight, etc. 

Sometimes they attempt a sort of shorthand and simply ask for your body type: slim, average, toned, muscular, stocky, or large. 

These descriptors are variations on a scale and it's up to the individual to determine what delineates one from the other.  

What you're attracted to? That's a matter of personal taste.

Assigning yourself to a category?  That's a matter of... integrity, honesty, and truthfulness.

There is a big difference between being slim and toned, just as there is a difference between toned and muscular. There is a big difference between being muscular and stocky, as is there a difference between being stocky and large. 

Skinny? Stringy? Swimmer's build? Beefy? Football player's build? Obese? Fat? Extra plush?

No matter. There's beauty to be found in everyone. And there's someone seeking every body type.

I know what I am, and, equally important, I know what I am not.

As far as preferences when  it comes to picking a playmate? I've been with every type of body imaginable; enough to know what I enjoy, and, equally important, what I do not. The former's range is a lot broader than the latter. But, bottom line, for me, it comes down to the individual. Who am I dealing with?  

For we are more than our bodies. And we are more than our body types.

So, be honest; with yourself and others. 

Why create drama where there need be none? Be polite. Do the right thing.

And love - and define - your fine self. 

Ain't nobody else can do that for you, boo.

Now... let's enjoy ourselves this fine selection of 100% pure beef. 

Yes, Imma vega-man-tarian - but I need me some protein just like y'all. 

Bon Appetit! 

Wishing you all the very best.

We come in all kinds of different packages.

And all deserve love and respect just the same.

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

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