I know 'tis the season to spend some time in the garden - planting, tilling, hoeing and weeding.
Those beds aren't gonna make themselves!
But, to be honest?
I'd rather spend my time trolling for some random on Grindr.
Oh, I know it's a flower that rarely blooms...
But if I'm gonna spend time on my knees, I just a soon be doing something I truly love!