You gotta marvel at days like these. I just don't know where to place my focus? Should it be on Don Jr.'s cocaine-fueled train wreck of a speech at RNC? Don't blink, Dumb Don... or you might miss it. They say that if you looked closely enough in his eyes you could see his drug dealer staring back at you!
Or... what about the hardcore grilling scam artist and current Postmaster General Louis DeJoy is relishing at the hands of a House Panel trying to get to the bottom of all the shenanigans and underhanded deeds taking place at our hallowed USPS? Just between you and me... from the looks of it? DeJoy is taking it like a true power bottom. Oh, such a pounding!
And what about Bannon's arrest? I know... six days out and I am finally getting to it. Old news? Hardly. I have a feeling Bannon's non-profit scam is the pork-filled scandal pinata we've been waiting for. Which is why the RNC is serving up the subject of today's post like the shiny object of distraction that it is... YES! Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!
(Soon to be a Lifetime Television for Women Movie of the Week starring Daniel Stern as Jerry Falwell, Holly Hunter as Becki, and Chris Evans as The Pool Boy.)
Now... what is that German word for when you enjoy the pain being suffered by someone who truly deserves it? Oh, yes - Schadenfreude!
Yeah... this shit? This is a big old cup of Schadenfreude with a healthy side helping of karma. Fuck you, Jerry!
I just love me a good scandal! And scantily clad, buff pool boys.
So, here is a brief tribute to all the pool boys of the world... with a special shout-out to the one's at Mistress Maddie's Casa!
Funny thing is... if I remember correctly, the Mistress doesn't actually own a pool. Hmm. Well, good for her for keeping those boys gainfully employed in accordance to the terms of their parole.
And now... bring on the pool boys! Their only qualification?
They must provide their own pole!
7 comments:
I consider it a kinky threesome! If he was in the room watching,...he was getting off!
As far as wifey, women are replaceable second class citizens for the use by christian, Evangenital men. (AM should have a lot to say about that)
evilgenital men, jimmy. evilgenital.
meanwhile, I can see jerry junior AND his wife fucking these pool boyz. hell, I would not mind trying one or two of these pool boyz on. just not junior; who knows where his hands/tongue/cock have been OR what STDs he might have!
Ha!
You know Jerry probably kept it wet with the pool boy too. After all, why waste a good erection? I'm sure we're going to learn more and more about Jerry and the missus.
And that selection of pool boys? Yum. Now I wanna go swimming...
XOXO
Damn, that 1st shot is FINE. 🔥
Then again, so are some others in this post. 🙂
Also, so is ChrisT Evans! 💪🏻
Well, I have the pool - - I just need the Pool Boy!
Ain't nothing wrong with what they were doing in that three-way. It's the hypocrisy of the religious bullshit. Rather like Pompeo breaking his own rules of the State Department to deliver a full nose-deep ass-kissing to his Lord at the RNC last night.
Great post - This crap just can't be made up!
Those are the magic words right there " overnight, became a business partner entrusted with a million dollars." Says it all. And yet again more trump connected people embroiled in scandal. I can't believe how damn stupid people are. Trump will throw everybody under the bus at some point...always did and always will.
And cutie... my secret pool is on the other side of the east wing. Anne Marie has done some nasty things with the pool boys and pool noodles...don't ask.
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