National Dress Day is actually tomorrow, March 6th. Today is National Cheese Doodle Day, but the thought of 101 pictures of the orange ogre's pitiful, tiny dangler made me a bit nauseated, so I looked elsewhere.
Yes! Dress. For success, be your best... A pretty mess? Or a haute one?
Hemlines? Ha! More like men lines...
Pssst... Off-the-rack? Zipper in back!
Your silhouette, my pet? Straight? Flared? A-line?
Mature couture? Something outdoorsy?
Go ahead... Plumb the depths of your peplum! (I'll watch.)
And top it all off with a nice pearl necklace to complete your look.
Whatever your style...
Fashion forward... and back. Forward, and back...
So fling your heels in the air!
Good and frocked.
But wear a mask!